Not having much luck with the African authorities, Madonna finds success in Chihuahua, Mexico with her latest child adoption. Madonna later realised she had been swindled and been sold a pup.
He's no Saint Bernard but what he lacks in size he makes up for with enthusiasm, and he's much handier.
He was part of a set but Stimpy succumbed to an unfortunate encounter with Itchy and Scratchy.
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Gestault was extremely happy with his reicarnation
that's it baby,,,,, huh huhuhuhuh come on just a little lower with the hand, you can do it..... harooooooooo!!!!!!
who's your dady!!!
"I call him tequila. Lick, sip, suck.......... well of coouuuurse ... becawwse he's mexican dahhling!"
(better with posh accent)
3 blondes go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the girls get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...
The first blonde says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"
The second goes, "**** that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"
The third blonde says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my boyfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my boyfriend left me."
The first blonde leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you understand, Chunks is my dog!!!"
........ and in other news,
- recently voted "Dog Catcher of the Year-2009", Mighty Melanie shows off some of her revolutionary new methods
.....and they laughed out loud when I wanted to come back as a chuwawa!!!!! Now who is laughing fools
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I wouldn't know what to do with that much cleavage
Yes ya would, it comes naturally!
Vivian the Blonde Vet was convinced she'd
found a cure for Scruffies A-Rack-naphobia
OT,
Can anybody figure out what's in the back ground, can't decide between a ski rack or dismembered Daleks
After his starring role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua Chico had the pick of the groupies.
