With the budget cuts the defense dept could no longer afford high tech missiles, the armed forces were in dissaray till one clever bugger came up with the idea to employ spare Nanna's (also saving on pensions) by sticking a couple of model rocket engines up their freckles and sending them of to have a stern word with the enemy.
Sorry about the length
Although satisfied with her result after a diet of beans for 3 weeks, Edith suddenly realised she had left her nylon bloomers on.
Fireworks lacked popularity in the daylight, till the "spiraling nanna" was invented
"wet cythereas" aunt "hot flangelico" touches down for another kinky s&m video shoot.
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the gran they think I am at home
Oh no no no.................... I'm a rocket nan
Rocket nan burning up her fart out here alone.....................
Granny was so excited about her first trip to Yellowstone National Park.
- She even brought her own chair, so she could just sit and watch "Old Faithful" all day long......
....Unfortunately, try as she might, she couldn't see "Old Faithful" anywhere!!!!
cue chortling adolescent voice "aww honest nan - if you knock back this packet of mentos and scull this bottle of coke, yool cure yer hot flushes for good...honest nan"
On lift-off little Freddy was thinking "this will teach foul-mouthed granny to tell me to stick it where the sun don't shine".
The English governments new motivate lazy people program "We put a rocket under them"......literally
The English governments new motivate lazy people program "We put a rocket under them"......literally
Nanna was proud of the exceptionally powerful fart but worried about the follow through
