Beans beans the musical fruit - the more you eat the more you -FAAAAAARK.
Things we learned the hard way #2
Don't practice rocketry using your grandmother as ballast...
Gertrude McRiders "rocket chair" has made obsolete both the wheelchair and stair elevator...The military are also interested....
"That it Nana..control it..control it..no moisture this time..all in the control..Great work Nana...lift off"
Inflatable Companion Trials - test #2
This small technical difficulty was easily overcome but the model subsequently failed the marketing focus group critique.
To this day nobody ever suspected where the weapons of mass destruction were really hidden.
george, are there any amenities around the picnic grounds ere? you see, the turtles head is pokin out and i'm just about touchin cloth!
too late!
Cecil, Percy and Cyril sat at the bingo table and discussed Mary's hot arse.
Little did they know, that right outside the window......
Gwenyth's self experimentation to studies in greenhouse gases was awarded second place for the Nobel Prize.
Nanna practiced waiting at the bus stop for weeks, finally she decided it was time for her to compete.
Mavis kept young by 'giving it a go' - she'd try anything once.
In this case, once was too many.
