"Excuse me, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
"No...f@#k off and find it yourself"
Puppet Belly
......... Today, police felt helpless to intervene as the recent spate of killings in the underworld puppet gangland war threatened to spiral out of control following the recent drive by shooting of Crime Boss, Big Bird.
Today's show was brought to you by the letters B for Bikie gang, P for pimp and the number 13.
We knew Hardie wasn't going to react well when he found out that I had got my first kite
Firiebert and the FNQ crew display the latest windsurfing accessories for croc infested waters
(Elmo has relocated due to lack of winter wind in Perth)
note from Windxtasy - I'm even making up captions in my sleep now!
"Just try this meth once - it won't hurt." said Oscar. The street was never the same again..
With the success of the Underbelly series, channel 9 buy the rights to another program, and ask for just one small change...
Concerned parents argue that it really isn't suitable for a morning time slot, but channel 9 insist it is now a real-life educational program.
OK, time to call it. While winning a round is enjoyable, it’s nothing compared to the laughs you get back by provoking the obviously too-fertile minds of you people.
Some fine entries indeed.
Special mentions:
Easty is quite right. If you cover over the eyebrows, each character looks their normal manicly-happy self.
TonyC- I haven’t had such a good laugh for ages.
FormulaNova- points for first observing the Dutch connection as well as some sterling entries.
RFish- For outing the WA boys. Good to see Decrep has gotten furry again.
DavMen- trying to get the fluff stains out of the carpet is a bugger.
But this round goes to:
Windxtasy. I (and NotWal too) sense that she has strangely strong and perhaps unhealthy affinity with the subject matter, bordering on the obsessive. You know there’s something going on when she’s making up captions in her sleep.
With each further submission building on the last, culminating in “The Sopranos”, but to be capped by the witty “Laughter to Manslaughter” [edit of greater familiarity with the subject matter.]
Over to you Windxtasy.
(Let's not turn this into a mutual admiration society!)
