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Caption Comp Nº 76

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Created by OceanBlue64 > 9 months ago, 6 May 2009
evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
7 May 2009 11:02AM
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Clams need to be cleaned thoroughly before eating.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
7 May 2009 11:05AM
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The next Winter Olympics will replace "Curling" with "Curlies".

Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
7 May 2009 11:42AM
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Useful advice from the Government

ICE is dangerous
It can mess you up.
Expect paranoia
Black outs
Flash backs
Head aches
Irresistible urges to rap about how cool Melbourne is.
The weird sense that you have been violated by a Chinese
curling team.

Further useful advice from the Government

Being fat is dangerous………

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 May 2009 2:36PM
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evlPanda said...


Clams need to be cleaned thoroughly before eating.


CLAMS GOT LEGS !!!

MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
7 May 2009 2:53PM
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Curlers call this manoeuvre the CLEAN SNATCH AND JERK.

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
7 May 2009 1:50PM
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In their quest for lost jewelry and loose change the metal detector squad were starting to take things one step too far

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
7 May 2009 3:54PM
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Hello gorgeous, my name is Svetlana, haven't we met somewhere before?

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
7 May 2009 3:56PM
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Hi girls, don't mind me, i've just got an itch i need scratching

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
7 May 2009 7:01PM
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 May 2009 7:22PM
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These kiters didnt see each other, let alone the skater, and that they had strayed onto a skating rink !!!


Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
7 May 2009 5:24PM
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Richiefish said...

These kiters didnt see each other, let alone the skater, and that they had strayed onto a skating rink !!!





I just knew those polka dotted boardshorts would have to make an appearance somehow!

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 May 2009 7:59PM
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if I dont do it Elmo gets edgy......

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
7 May 2009 7:23PM
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Richiefish said...

if I dont do it Elmo gets edgy......


you missed one but I do appreciate the gesture

Those shorts are legendary now

decrepit
WA, 12889 posts
7 May 2009 7:41PM
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The plan to connect the world's icerinks via teleport had initial teething problems.
Not only was it hard to keep your balance on arrival, but occasionally the destinations got mixed up.

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
7 May 2009 9:51PM
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Ooh yeah scrubbers, just little higher now .......ahh, thats the spot

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
7 May 2009 10:12PM
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Richiefish said...

the "old willie" is back.....(on the piss again?)





What can I say? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink the stuff

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
7 May 2009 10:28PM
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Bristling with nerves before her first ever game, Gregoriava unfortunately took her coach too literally when he said "just go out and have a crack".


snides8
WA, 1731 posts
7 May 2009 8:43PM
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elmo
WA, 8897 posts
7 May 2009 8:48PM
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My little pony I love, my little pony

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
7 May 2009 8:53PM
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AAP: Karma turned full circle today when Tonya Harding was attacked during her ice follies prelude at the World Curling Championships in Helsinki. In a sensational development, Nancy Kerrigan denied having bribed the Russian curling team - despite the fact that all three were seen deep in conversation earlier in the day.

snides8
WA, 1731 posts
7 May 2009 9:29PM
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ahhh yes! some double ender action!

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
8 May 2009 12:14AM
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pelvic floor issues in the winter masters games required stalactite removal.

iantas
56 posts
7 May 2009 11:35PM
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for the last time its a stick not a .....

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
8 May 2009 2:18AM
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I'll have what she's having

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
8 May 2009 2:21AM
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After I do it with a chick, it usually only takes the clean-up crew about 5 minutes, then she's good as new!

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
8 May 2009 8:32AM
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Wet Willy said...

Richiefish said...

the "old willie" is back.....(on the piss again?)





What can I say? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink the stuff


not the horses I know anyway !!!!

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
8 May 2009 6:59PM
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...and in sport: Steven Bradbury does it again!

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
8 May 2009 6:51PM
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whatever your niche tattyana had it covered

Bluedog76
249 posts
8 May 2009 7:28PM
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Due to the current finanical crisis, the IOC decided to amalgamate some sports................figure skating rated highly, curling not so much, to together the ratings should be just above average.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
9 May 2009 4:35PM
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poor relative said...



whatever your niche tattyana had it covered


Relli, by virtue of his secret breast augmentation technique, inveigled his way on to the girls team.



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