Boris said...stamp said...Gorgo said...
If you deliberately run over a kiters lines you are more likely to fall flat on your face and possibly damage your fin, your board or yourself. In short, it's ****ing stupid.
if you deliberately run over my lines you are also likely to fall on a fist on the beach afterwards
Nice one Chuck Norris. Does that come with a round house kick?
"Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue.
Stamp can change the laws of physics. With his fists. "
"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into
Stamp while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."
"
Stamp invented his own type of karate. It's called Stamp-Will-Kill."
"When
Stamp does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"
Stamp invented the Giraffe when he kicked a horse in the chin"
Obviously Stamp's horse was having a really bad day after running over Stamp's kite lines drying in the sun......