….slightly confused by the English language, the newly arrived lesbian lovers decided to settle for a "Ju Cee Squid", after an hour of beachcombing failed to turn up a "Kay Why Jelly"!
japanese surfing groupies always go to great lengths to show their love of Occy.
After a long day at the aquarium photoshoot the girls headed straight for the golden showers.
the really fun part, when the octopie aren't dead and suck onto your cheeks. you get rings all over your face.
A rare glimpse into the eclectic, inspirational, and sometimes downright flucking weird "Greenleader Collection" ...a pornographic mecca where all your fishy fantasies come true!
sorry.... been away for 2 days.
wet willy reads me like an open book!
checking entries now and looking for a winner!
any late ones are welcome, go on you know you want to!!!
"No, no , girls, uncle Wet Willy didn't tell you to put his tentacles in your mouth... please listen more carefully"
The latest in Japanese stop-smoking techniques, the
"Sleeping while standing-up and sucking on octopus tentacles"
method is currently being tested at the Sionara Institute.
Girls to Octopi: "What took you guys so long?"
Octopi to girls: "Weez was just washing our hands"
Just like it's cousin, the angler-fish, the angler-octopus has developed a bait to attract prey. In this case it is designed to attract Tokyo business men and conspiracy theorists from Perth.
Not to be outdone by the humble earwig, the mouthwig octopus eats out the brain of it's victims effectively turning them into zombies...
...and in a final crescendo of hedonistic pleasure the Octupus' spasmodic contractions imploded their heads like jellyfish...
it was such a mess, emergency services couldn't separate the Molluscs from the Crustaceans...
Squid Lips was a terrible affliction that affected only a small percentage of the population.
It was nowhere near as painful as Octopus Ring though...
I'd often noticed girls smelling kinda fishy... I never thought that this was why.
One, two.... oi! I paid for 8 girls, what the hell am I gonna do with the rest of these arms?
Hey Trev, Put that salmon away, I think the girls might be onto something with this octopus...
Just in case you have ever woken up with a headache, sticky hair and smelling like fish.
