Caption Competition #32

When a man goes forth in the frozen north
Where the joys of the flesh are few
And the battery dies in his four wheel drive
I’d say he was ****ed wouldn’t you?

So find me a seat and stand me a drink
And a tale to you I'll tell,
Of Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete,
And the gentle Eskimo Nell.

When Dead-Eye **** and Mexican Pete
Go out in search of fun,
It's Dead-Eye **** who wields the ****
And Mexican Pete the gun.

And when Dead-Eye **** and Mexican Pete
Are sore depressed and mad,
'Tis mostly **** that bears the *****,
So the shooting ain't so bad.

Now Dead-Eye **** and ******* Pete
Had been hunting in Dead Man's ****,
And they'd *** no luck in the way of a ****
For nigh on half a ****.

Just a **** or two, a caribou,
And a bison cow or so,
And for **** *** **** with his kingly ****
This ****ing was ****** slow.

But *** *** and his ***** ***
***** ******** ********** fun
**********lutely bad ***************
************ in the land of the midnight sun


Huh? What do you mean running out of stars?
But Laurie, this is art.

Yep, delete his last it is not a caption if you modify the pic in any way (including speech ballons)

who's with me?


<cue angry mob with burning torches etc>

Did God sneeze or WHAT!!!

those Tasmainian windsurfers are ice hard core !!!!

And I was also just being silly! Duh! So out of character for me, I know...

But this IS hell and its FROZEN and you said ....

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

Honestly baby, in a survival situation like this we need to use body heat.

What's that? You have a sore throat? Well...

I guess Santa doesn't have a full sack anymore.

- since we seem to be going down this rather tacky track....

I think you're right. that guy is following us.....