It was easy to see the designers had only ever watched John Holmes porn movies .......
George Micheal insisted on his own modifications while serving out his community service.
The local council discovered how the giant pingpong balls were getting into the sewerage system.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”
Love that book. RIP
The appearance of the toilet thing was a complete mystery, until they noticed the EVIL PANDAS on the base.
The novel bidet with "special tongue function" was always going to be a risky venture.
(Caution: in unusually bad taste)
...and the social workers at the Victims of Paedophilia Clinic couldn't understand why they weren't making any progress after Mr Pee Pee was installed.
"Now that looks like one TASTEY MEATBALL! "
(sound of running,.. ) Aaaaaaarrrgghh!
Hey Evlpanda,
don't dribble or one of your cousins may be pissed off..so to speak.
Joe was already freaked out enough, but he wasn't ready for what happened when he pressed the red flush button on the figures forehead.
the owners of Sydneys Luna Park finally tracked down their icon front gate to a gay bar toilet in Kings Cross.
