darth looks in his rear view mirror
"oh no not the police again. i keep telling them that ' i am not playing loud operatic music, it just follows me around"
Darth practices his lines "hmmm... Come over to the steering wheel on the wrong side Luke.... um, na ...."
Luke's Father's Day present to his Dad.
Darth was hoping for a new quad waveboard but this was pretty cool.
The empire was severely affected by the universal economic down turn.
Budget cuts only allowed for a fleet of landbased fighters.
Light sabres were replaced by glow sticks.
Power restrictions and widespread blackouts expanded the dark side
and the force was only available intermittently where reception allowed.
The quest to conquer the Republic took a back seat while Darth went through his mid-life crisis.
David Hasselhouf had a new idea on getting knight rider to appeal to the kids of toaday
When the cloaking failed on his wheels everybody could see that Darth's Landspeeder was really just a car. Boy was he embarrassed.
Darth Vader off to deliver another ham and pineapple pizza.
"be careful you must be when ordering pizza" (lesser known quotes from Yoda)
As a last ditch effort, Darth thought if he turned up in these cool wheels Luke just might acknowledge him as his father.
Some might find this funny.
Note that there are four or five profanities so parental guidance for the kiddies please.
It was time for Darth's weekly shower at the car wash.
"Shall I have the Executive wash or the Economy wash?" he thought. "Last time I had the Super De Luxe and that hot air blowing in my ear made me mess up my armour.
Next week perhaps I shall have my minions lick me clean....ooh yes"
so campers, had heaps of fun with this one for a really basic photo.
i chortled with jaybees obvious "Very few people knew The Stig had an evil twin."
chuckled with rohjar's reference to the previous caption comp,
sniggered with marks, "Darth was way cooler than Jabba the Hut in his Hummer and Yoda in his Yaris" which was really corny.
waterloo's "The quest to conquer the Republic took a back seat while
Darth went through his mid-life crisis." was way too funny but you won the last one dude! 
al planets late entry "Darth Vader off to deliver another ham and pineapple pizza.
"be careful you must be when ordering pizza" (lesser known quotes from Yoda)"
had a few of us giggling like schoolgirls!
so take it away al planet!
p.s. thanx waterloo, i was going to imbed the death star cafe at the end of the caption comp and you stole my glory!!! 
I actually don't get it.... just wondering..... is Darkside Pizza a chain store over east that we don't have here? Was there a reference to pizza in one of the Star Wars movies (I only saw the OLD 3 not the new weird ones)?
What is the connection?
Or is it funny cos there is no relationship between Star Wars or Vader and pizza so it is really out there and thus funny?
I dunnooooo
