Caption comp 172 "splash"

WTF! Mark, I told you that in strict confidence, that's almost as bad as when I told Rider I had "It's raining men" stuck in my head when sailing at Scarbs and he still teases me about it. IT WAS THE LAST SONG ON THE RADIO DAMN IT!

OH crap, where's that delete button, ah, here it is,......whoops, that's not delete!

DAMN IT, AND NOW I"M AT THE TOP OF A NEW PAGE!!

I know, change the subject, a caption, think quick, think quick........
JUMP YOU FAT B*#%H ! crisis averted.

New reality TV show - Better Homes and Extreme Septic Tank Pumping Makeover in The Backyard with a Plumber Who Wants a Wife.

" hey jimbob that done gives me a idearrr"

where the concept for the Wave Garden was born

All over....

Special creds to -

Wave knave to be the first to incorporate the yellow polkadot shorts and Mr No-one for the (non)PC comment regarding horizontally challenged.

Extra special creds also to Mr No-one for his candid confessions that will make him a popular boy at his next visit to the Blue Oyster Bar.

The image is starting to hurt my eyes and the green thumb votes are in (not that I paid any attention to them! More based on my very astute selection of humour & wit after downing a few Coopers Pales.)

Thanks everyone for their (slightly disturbing) captions, but "There can only be one".


And that "one" (winner) is......



...Oh no - it's a 3-way TIE!!! (crowd goes nuts with anger & slight quizzical looks on their faces)



I couldn't decide between Gazza's 'Bungee' caption, Gazza's 'large coke' or Gazza's 'sh!t legs'.

Gazza, your (non-refundable/no travel insurance) prize will be sent via carrier pigeon, leaving Vic now.

If you're lucky it might make it over those SA'ers (Mexicans) without them shooting it out of the sky in the typical drunken redneck fashion that makes them so darn lovable.

Waterloo,
Very clever but no, I do believe her name is Fatima