Caption comp. 181. nude rioter !

Peter Costello and his Asian henchmen filming their new reality T.V show.

where contestants must carry a stripey metal pole and run nude through a foriegn city, collect clues and solve puzzles while avoiding being beaten to death in order to qualify for their pensions...

part Amazing Race, part the Greatest Hunt, coming soon to the boob tube....

its "Amazing Naked Pension Hunt!"

...rrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRRrrr I do not have rabies... RrrRRRRRrrrRrrrr

You know you've got a drinking problem, when....

Most caption comp photos have been humourous and set-up, I maybe a stick in the mud, but when you really look at it it's actually quite a serious and sad photo, the man obviously has a mental problem. It's not worth joking about.

I found myself in a similar position the morning after my bucks party!

^^^ lucky I don't make judgements based on a single impression.

or draw conclusions without having enough info

and how do you know that I am not ?

Nasssty Hobbitses. Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to throw this can of battery acid over his filthy little neck.

"honestly officer, I was just changing out of my wetsuit when the wind blew my towel into that tree, I was just using this pole to fetch it down.... Honestly"


..... What ? It could happen!

Harry's trip to Bangkok for penis enlargement surgery took and unplanned turn when he woke up unexpectedly half-way through the operation.

Who has a microphone in the other hand and waiting for a safe opportunity to ask the nekkid guy if he is insane.

Marky Marky Mark ..... Look I dont want to get hooked up in one of your trademark "he said, you said, I said, lets not get personal whilst at the same time being very personal" discussions, after all as most followers of seabreeze will be aware you are always right, but ..... on this occassion, I must say 15 seconds? Really? where did that come from? I can only assume personal experience , that is to say it must only take you 15 seconds to strip dive in a lake swim around looking for a bag, climb out and try to get dressed while police attempt to arrest you.. and crowds jeer in disgust.

As I said previously I seemed to recall it was at some Japanese tourist attraction, I seemed to think a Palace of some kind where, if correct, it is likely that there would be plenty of people with cameras and also a certain police presence.

However, I never enter hostile territory without back up, so here are the 'facts' as reported on the 7th October 2008.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3152239/British-man-goes-skinny-dipping-in-Japanese-emperors-pond.html

you are correct it did take a while 90 mins, I believe... but in fairness if caught naked in an emperors moat 90 mins is not an unreasonable amount of time to try and evade capture, I for one have gone the best part of an entire night trying to avoid being caught in the open while dressed in only a highwaymans mask, and a replica Michaell Jackson sequined glove !

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27066069/ns/world_news-weird_news/
www.japanprobe.com/2008/10/07/foreigner-goes-for-a-nude-swim-in-imperial-palace-moat/

None of the articles I found suggested that the man was insane or mentally ill....... I think it is like I said, he may have been a bit Forrest Gump, but stupid is as stupid does, and is not the same as being insane or mentally ill.

Check the pictures at japanprobe.com link the one of him climbing the wall is awesome... such poise!

^^^^^^^^^^

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DrJ said...

Marky Marky Mark ..... Look I dont want to get hooked up in one of your trademark "he said, you said, I said, lets not get personal whilst at the same time being very personal" discussions

Ha Ha Ha,,,,you picked it DrJ

LMAO.... they did not say he was insane.... they said in your words "his act was based on mental instability"

in other words he was as nissed as a pewt !

According the the Sun, and the Daily Mail the boozy brit had admitted to drinking

www.thesun.co.uk/news/

Ok I am using the Sun as a reference .... wherein one of the views of a reader is is "pity he did not get his wotnot stuck in one of the crack" while another commented " haha yeah england on tour" [sic] enough said.

OM! THERE IS THE CAPTION !!


" HA HA, YEAH England on tour!"

Hey guys, it's a Caption Comp

Move on and add some creative tags!!

doesn't anybody else see peter costello in the crowd...?