"Mum, please don't make us have to go waterskiing with Dad anymore. It's getting a bit creepy!"
After the "incident", Willie seemed to have sprouted two new toes, and yet, he couldnt find his testicles......????
[I know this is so wrong but ........]
Even 6 months after breaking the bare arse and gential skiing distance world record, Nigel's private parts still looked like this.................................
PS Photo courtesy of WW's collection.
PPS Splinter caption - The Camel's fetish for camel toes reached a pinnacle when seeing the Oompah Loompah midget caption comp photo
I may have lost my shorts but at least I held onto my beer!
(check out those authentic tan lines)
my 2 cents, Sailhack, the hydrofoil technique. I reckon the red thumb brigade shrunk his green bits...made me laugh..
Wet Willy said,
Actually, I'll think I'll call it tomorrow.
Now there's a surprise.... Wet Willy looking to prolong his moment in the sun!!!
"
this trick finally got Willie a place at the "Tiger Balm gardens" !!! (next to the car accident and torture victems)
...my housemate is scolding me...why didn't you do the dishes....of course I couldn't do them coz I was drunk...
(OK, no offence intended, you all did brilliantly)
AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL Right y'all
My pants are tight y'all
And if you say that it's wrong, then it's right y'all
It's like THIS, and that's the way it is....
Eggy eggy eggy El-mo,
Kinda swell bro,
But your cappy cappy caption it smells bro,
And Richie Fish Y'all
Go wash a dish y'all,
Cos your figgy figgy caption splashy splish y'all
And Evil Pand-ah,
a memorand-ah,
Gotta gotta gotta gotta use your hand, ah
iI's like that....
And Bondalucci,
Keep wearin' Gucci
But your caption doesn't have the poopy poop, see
Easty easty easty easty eas-tee
You such a Beast-ee
But the Boys who make the Noise ain't who you be, see
And Mr No-One,
You a No-Show, son
Don't be mad cos takes one to know one
So shiggy shiggy show me what you got y'aall,
and make it hot y'all
Cos the wiggy wiggy winner is NOT WALLLLLLLLL
"You think my body drag is rad, wait til you see my willy skipper."
A skipper dipper. A skipper dipper, a skipper diiip-aaaaa
A skippa dippa dippa dippa dip - aaaaah
It's like THAT........
(can I go to sleep now?)
WW
you may be having a zoolander momement there Elmo. I think that means NotWal won.?
