Malvin never had to worry about his hat blowing off his head, as he has so many tie down points he was happy!
"well, i was walking down the street, and i saw this new hardware store. so i walked in and tripped over a power drill into a shelf of nails"
Airport security was hell for Ferris - he had to turn up two days before departure just to make the flight.
Beatrice promises herself to never again fall asleep on an 'end of season' netball trip!
Willy decides to give up the grog after his latest pick-up from the pub doesn't look so good the next morning without his beer goggles
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way" ...
... with limited apartment space Smithy was forced to improvise with his decorations
The standard of the contestants on "America's Top Model" just gets worse every year...
Ahmed was dejected. The brotherhood of suicide bombers had to let him go when he couldn't find the pin that made him explode.
Sid was just taking a stroll around Geneva when they rebooted the LHC and his face fell off.
