This one has a slightly different flavour.
Mrs 555 was looking through one of those crafty magazines from Spotlight one day, and said "hey - isn't one of those websites you're always looking at called 'Seabreeze'?"
Which I thought was a pretty random comment from someone reading a girly craft magazine... until I saw this:
Try not to upset Laurie too much!
Mavis realised she was going to be advertising herself as "EaZy", so she went incognito...
Once a year, Poor Rellies ex wives gather for support and to raise awareness for windsurfing.
Some of Lauries early attempts at Banner ad's weren't quite as successful as this one
Naish Sails development team, with an early panel layout of the now famous boxer sails. The concept was then stollen by Maui sails for the psycho styling of the superfreak series. Thanks Gran.
The long-awaited Jackson 5 reunion finally became a reality, thanks to Laurie's sponsorship deal.
After gouging his claws into the cruise industry, the hotel industry and many other big industries, Laurie thought it was time to get a grip on the bingo community.
The lesser known "Country Windsurfing Association" had some would-be knitters and quilters confused....
Those wacky windsurfers got all excited just because Mavis forgot to hold up the "M" between her "A" and "B".
When Lozza's mum found out he had started a web site called "Wind? Who Wants to Know?", she made him change it to "Seabreeze" just like she made him change his dog's name from "Evicerator" to "Fido" and his band's name from "Rotting Dead" to "The Proclaimers". To this day he harbours a lot of repressed rage that is evident in the smiley happy quips that accompany his ruthless purges.
Beware of infinity and beyond...It makes no sense.
Yes officer, it was definatley the one second from the left that moderated my "boobies and windsurfing" thread, take her away.
Welcome to "Seabreeze Deal or no Deal"
Which dealette has the TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ?
(probably none with Lauries budget going on his dealette selection)
The "Spice Girls Sponsorship" deal didn't quite pan out like it was written in the contract...
Later that day, the ad company worked out the ladies in the EEZEE BRAS commecial were illiterate.
After doubling the advertising budget, Laurie found he could employ the entire Australian Kitesurfing championship lineup to spread the message.
Wet Willy might be a bit of a chance with the one second from the right.........
.... if the letters she is holding up are any indication !!
