Damn floaters - this is the 6th flush and it still won't go down.
Windy,
Do you think you can give us a "Firen me lazer"?
Growing up, getting a bowl haircut was a whole different experience for Windykid.
Little Johnny was disappointed at narrowly missing out on the 2008 World Hide and Seek title.
Combining two....
In 2050 AD the automated kiter killer squads were out in force, and all was calm on the water.
Well, since you insist in keeping all your stuf in the bath tub - where else I'm I suppose to have wash!
'Dropping the kids off at the pool"
just wait till you see Dad Reversing the brown Buick into the porcelain garage!
But Dad, When I said I wanted a kite . I meant a paper and string one !!!!...DAD !!!
When I was lad my Da used to hire me out at a ha'penny a time for cleaning sewers. I was small and plump and wriggly then. Now I am a fully formed man but people still call me Wet Willy.
honestly pa, i can't push it past the u-bend, you'll need a bent coat hanger to break it up!
(Monty Phyton Yorkshire accent) Sorry son, we cant afford you no more. It's either this or medical experiments........
Although mainly regarded as a sexually-transmitted disease, you can get "children" from a toilet seat as well
honestly mum, it was so huge i had to lower it in with a rope....then the rope tangled around my foot.
(In a David Attenborourgh voice)
Female humans can expect hot flushes around the age of 50 years.
But for males of the species, it's an entirely different experience!!!!
