dirk would do anyhitng to look down the girls tops. but he always left his best work for under the bar.
Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
in the early days the Canberra Raiders clubhouse bar was quite spartan. Laurie Daley was a regular thou.
Plastic beer glass's, f'ken dwarf's in green shorts
That's the last time I got out with the kiting crew
......they say, "IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN"
.......try adding short! bald! and ugly! to the list....
When the leprechaun's were forced to work inside it played havoc with their sinuses.
(Reminds me of the Derek and Clive skit - The worst job I ever ad was collecting Winston Churchill's phlegm)
"If I can suck the rest of this green s**t out of the bottle, I'll grow tall enough so that they'll finally serve me at the bar!"
OR
Dopey felt short-changed when he ordered a grasshopper, so he decided to end it all by jumping from the bar
