big woman : "So your saying this guy likes to dangle up high ?"
little woman : "Yeah ! and you'll love his yellow polka dot boardies !"
I can't believe you where using a 3.7 ... I had my 10.5 bagged out and still coudn't get planning 
Anyway my mini is in for a service and i have an appointment at the hair dressers and the blah blah blah blah....
Helga was almost admitted to the Chinese swim team after strictly following the 'vitamin program'. She missed out on a minor technicality, but then maybe dragging ya nipples along the black line is a mega technicallity
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They were both of One Design but Barbie's extra volume made her faster around the buoys.
I'v had bigger, and smaller!
Oh, it's nearly lunch. Might go to HJ's for 2 big Whoppers and a small fry
Sorry peeps been away, it's a bit long in the tooth so I'll call it tonight or tomorrow morning I think.
"i don't know what i would do with tits your size sharlene!"
"well, first you would have to learn how to wash them in the shower and rub them round and round whilst gently arousing the nip..........(whoops sorry, got carried away! 
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Winner:
Noteable entries from
ELMO Finally a lady who can change a lightbulb 
GESTALT who would have thought the every day step ladder would make it on the list of must have sex toys.
RICHIEFISH big woman : "So your saying this guy likes to dangle up high ?"
little woman : "Yeah ! and you'll love his yellow polka dot boardies !"
STRIBO: I can't believe you where using a 3.7 ... I had my 10.5 bagged out and still coudn't get planning Anyway my mini is in for a service and i have an appointment at the hair dressers and the blah blah blah blah.... (very close second)
But the winner for a very clever double meaning and windsurfing related too:
MikeyS: They were both of One Design but Barbie's extra volume made her faster around the buoys
Aw shucks. Thanks Mark.
And to think, I didn't even need to make any direct reference to tits, sex, or anything else smutty that went through most people's minds.
