Finian had always relied on his ready wit and fast talk to get him out of tricky situations. This time he tried a joke.
"Did you know the bald eagle is the highest flying bird in the world. That's because he's embarrassed".
Is it any wonder there are no fish doing stand up?
Be Warned!!!
The Animal Kingdom is always thinking of new ways to eradicate the human species. This is the first prototype of the next pandemic, designed to spread even quicker.
FISH FLU
This is Base to Osprey 1, Base to Osprey 1, you are over target, release your Carp, repeat - release your Carp!
These are my favourite quotes, sorry guys, being so young and all, dont rly understand the song lyrics except for the Life of Brian, and the spectacularly stupid west coast eagles (i'm unfortunately a supporter
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Id have to say that Al Planet wins with his comment about Carps being optimists though.![]()
So, Over to you Al.
Mackay: OOOHHH, I can see my house from here!
Easty: "When do the oxygen masks drop down?"
Nebbian: HOLY CARP!!!
Wet Willy: Hey guys! Check out this awesome bird I just caught!
Al Planet: Missed me you stupid dumb bear, me and Eddie are heading back to his crib to hang out with some chicks!!!