Habib was slow to learn that doing wheelies in front wheel drive vehicles doesn't work.
The hi speed camera clearly shows the moment just before the donkey catapault releases its deadly cargo.
If only I had a kiteboard strapped to my feet,I could do a really wicked dangely board twisty thing right now.
Habib's radical training program showed that horses were 3 times more loyal following the "zero gravity" training program.
Borat accent: My donkey sometimes to jumping when right hand side drawbar is inserted in anuss.... but now he liiike
Habib is pretty impressed with his new invention meant to stop his donkey walking off with his deliveries - the donkey handbrake.
Eeyore's desire to have someone rub his belly was really making Habib's deliveries difficult.
"Jetstar Freight regretably informs those people waiting for parcels that there has been a technical hitch and delivery will be delayed"..............at least we weren't forced to land in Quam.
It all happened in slow motion - Habib knew he was going over but couldn't unhook in time before his beast catapulted.
I think this would be the only time you would hear someone say "I wish my ass was bigger"
I feel sooooo highhhhhhh de highhhhhhhhhh. Bloody habib must have overloaded me with the heroin again
You guys have no idea what was running through my mind at work when I read this with pictures turned off 
(dirty mind)
Stung by the aspersions cast upon his wedding tackle, Dapple demonstrates his athletic prowess with a back loop.
