The move away from skinny models is taking off and the girls have a much more healthy body image.
Male looks at photo and thinks "Lovely gun, bet she'd be an easy lay"
Female looks at photo and thinks "lovely engagement ring, bloody fat slapper"
Olga was affectionate but demanding. She could strip and reassemble an AK weapon blindfolded in 30 seconds, a skill that earned a great deal of street cred, and had the target of her affection reaching for chemical assistance.
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I'm not sure that the tiara (spelling?) does anything to help soften the look at all.
yes pastor, i know all the guests have gone home and he probably isn't coming.
have you got a light?
are you married?
'you look mighty cute in them jeans, boyyyy' ... ' now come ere'
(apologies to Eddie Murphy)
To the young ones, get the Eddie Murphy standup videos Raw and Delirious and then you will get it
This one is too long so I might call it tomorrow a.m
OK I'm calling it.
Front runners (on thumbs votes)
Elmo PMS on your wedding day
Bender Does my bum look big in this dress
Stamp "er, hi honey...i'm guessing you've seen the buck's night video? let me explain..."
Stamp again (on a roll): after skipping out before the vows on his wedding day to enjoy 25 knots and 6 foot peeling lefts, john wasn't all that surprised to see betty waiting for him in the backyard when he got home.....
Mr No one Is there anyone here who has a reason why these two should not be married, speak now and forever rest in peace.
Richiefish's awesome kiter pic (and the fact he quoted another line from Eddie Murphy's standup which made me feel not so old)
But there can be only one.......
Porka Today's my f&^king day and I look f&^cking beautiful... OK?"
Take it away Porka
Scusie?
*Ahem*
Don't I at least get an honourable mention?
"Up against the wall, motherfunkers! Smooch is BACK!"
Lots of green thumbs there! More than most! In fact I thought I pretty much had it in the bag!
You wound me, sir...
(no offence to Porka)
Anyone who agrees with me, please click on the red thumb
Yes it was very clever, timely etc and I was going to pick u.
But Laurie said no more picking on people and I'm a suck hole who wants to win the KA sail comp.
Luv ya work though
