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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 2 Aug 2011
Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
2 Aug 2011 7:45PM
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Everybody put down "Windsurfer" as religion

see if we can get it recognised on official forms like Jedi was

barn
WA, 2960 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:10PM
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Don't do it!

That Jedi thing was a senseless wast of people influencing genuine political landscape..

If you don't have a belief in Wotan, JuJu, Yaweah, Posidon, Superman, Unicorns or Chewbacca's - Put no religion..

Even if you grew up in a religion, but have grown out of it.. Put no religion..

This data is used to justify all kinds of stuff - playing games calling yourself Jedi and Pastafarian is just giving a free vote to the wrong people...


atheistfoundation.org.au/

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:13PM
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Damn! Beaten to it by two minutes!

Well played Barn

Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:17PM
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I like the fact the AFA says if you tick a Christian religion it won't stop a mosque being built in my neighbourhood.

Well if I write "windsurfer" it may just stop kiters invading our society so I'm sticking to it.

Do u have to use your real name? I watched CB4 again the other day (mocumentary about a rap group) and I really liked the name of the DJ - "Stab Master Arson". Could I put that down?

razzmatazz
NSW, 184 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:20PM
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or we could all start a discussion on the merits of the different believes and dogmas, their benefits to society as a whole and so on and so on. Anyone biting? or did I bite myself?

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:32PM
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im a grand poobah of the church of the holy landyacht.Goldfields Parish
im the morning prayers i look north and pray for the wind
at lunchtime I look to the west for the approaching troughs, and at sunset i crack a beer and pray for the Esperance Doctor to kick in

barn
WA, 2960 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:35PM
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Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
2 Aug 2011 8:43PM
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please somebody put kiterpants on him so Ill know it isnt real

CJW
NSW, 1731 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:45PM
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RE that vid barn, I have now see it all!

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Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:01PM
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I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:55PM
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Mark _australia said...

I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...

Argh a white whale has beached itself in a conoe and is squashing that poor lady

Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
2 Aug 2011 9:57PM
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Greenroom said...

Mark _australia said...

I can definitely recommend against freestyle canoeing

Last time I tried a bit of freestyle in a canoe, I was told to keep it more conventional.
Some women just have no sense of adventure...

Argh a white whale has beached itself in a conoe and is squashing that poor lady



Thanks for the vote of confidence

saltiest1
NSW, 2575 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:10AM
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barn said...

Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..



REMOVE MY EYES NOW PLEASE.

Obelix
WA, 1173 posts
2 Aug 2011 10:40PM
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Lovely....

desertyank
1264 posts
3 Aug 2011 2:04AM
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When the applause was at it's highest during a;... wait; turn..... I kept picturing a torpedo coming from stage left....[}:)]

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
3 Aug 2011 7:40AM
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Amazing how no water gets in his canoe.

Trousers
SA, 565 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:12AM
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it's unsettlingly mesmerising...that outfit, that immaculate beard, the still waters, 'lady in red'...

wait...is that Richard Dreyfuss?

even if it's not...this sport sure could benefit from a huge berserk (and somehow freshwater) white pointer.

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:50AM
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barn said...

Don't do it!

That Jedi thing was a senseless wast of people influencing genuine political landscape..

If you don't have a belief in Wotan, JuJu, Yaweah, Posidon, Superman, Unicorns or Chewbacca's - Put no religion..

Even if you grew up in a religion, but have grown out of it.. Put no religion..

This data is used to justify all kinds of stuff - playing games calling yourself Jedi and Pastafarian is just giving a free vote to the wrong people...


atheistfoundation.org.au/



you can't be serious. What, theres a couple of dozen of you's australia wide,your gunna fall short of the jedi's

divaldo
SA, 2879 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:25AM
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Video of the year so far!

gregwed
QLD, 556 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:08AM
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Love it... No wind here so I'm going to start practicing!

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:21AM
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If "Thor" is the God of thunder. Who is the God of Wind ???.I'll vote for that guy/gal...

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
3 Aug 2011 9:20AM
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Richiefish said...

If "Thor" is the God of thunder. Who is the God of Wind ???.I'll vote for that guy/gal...


Huey!

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Who-is-Huey/

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:07PM
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Barn,
My stomach muscles are in pain - thanks. That which can never be undone now.

What do we want - A Freestyle Canoeing Forum

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
3 Aug 2011 10:20AM
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Mark _australia said...

I like the fact the AFA says if you tick a Christian religion it won't stop a mosque being built in my neighbourhood.Well if I write "windsurfer" it may just stop kiters invading our society so I'm sticking to it.

Do u have to use your real name? I watched CB4 again the other day (mocumentary about a rap group) and I really liked the name of the DJ - "Stab Master Arson". Could I put that down?


Maybe not but could help! To stop it to happen just go on the reserved land and burry a nice pig there, then make sure the mosque builders know about it that would help more than the census!

AUS1111
WA, 3621 posts
3 Aug 2011 12:06PM
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barn said...

Forget the Kitesurfing demographic take over.. It's the freestyle Canoeists in suits that are taking over my local.. Keep an eye out, they are silently spreading their light wind dogma..

#at=80


It's drawing a long bow from Census to freestyle canoeing, but this video is just too good..


I'd like to see what Koster could do in one of these things

busterwa
3782 posts
4 Aug 2011 8:23PM
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They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
4 Aug 2011 11:32PM
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busterwa said...

They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer


it's not my fault that i'm a crack smoking unemployable illegal afghany prisoner trying to get into aussie politic's just goes to show there are some of us about

gregc
VIC, 1299 posts
4 Aug 2011 11:49PM
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As a Canberra local, just to remind everyone we don't have your politicians here, they come to visit but frankly we don't want them to stay.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
5 Aug 2011 10:06AM
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gregc said...

As a Canberra local, just to remind everyone we don't have your politicians here, they come to visit but frankly we don't want them to stay.



I've always wondered why Canberra is our capital...is it so our pollies can frequently 'visit' the state with hardcore porn & fireworks!

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
5 Aug 2011 3:47PM
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ACT has fireworks? Awesome!

I've still got a decent stash left over from the final legal cracker night in Tassie...1984 I think it was

barn
WA, 2960 posts
5 Aug 2011 3:05PM
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busterwa said...

They sent my census form back! Again!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million crack heads, 1
million unemployable people, 1/2 million people in over 100 prisons, half of Afghanistan and 535 politicians in Canberra.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer


They must never tire of witty answer such as this..



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