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Kitesurfers and windsurfers should get along

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Created by flipper4444 > 9 months ago, 9 Sep 2010
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
13 Sep 2010 1:18PM
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She's not even looking at the kiter, see the angle of her head? Just typical tryhard adolescent wishful thinking...chicks dig real men with long poles, not sissies who swim with inflatable toys

[}:)]

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
13 Sep 2010 6:41PM
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Yeah,your right.
Young hot chicks like that just love old fat dudes in speedos
Unless the old budggie smuggler is rich,,,then its a different story

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
13 Sep 2010 5:07PM
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Flipper flap ps...... Waked it with JP on da wkend post some pics soon

Your dreaming again waveslayer ........

Ps seen another kite ghosting to the horizon over da weekend and it was so close to shore sort of ............gotta lovem or hatem.




flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
13 Sep 2010 7:55PM
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Jason Polakow??? you lucky bugger KOP. Where abouts in WA is it windy?? What beach were you guys windsurfing???

Hey lotofwind my cousin is dateing a old buddgie smugler double her age, your not wrong about that, chicks love old blokes with money.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
13 Sep 2010 9:00PM
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Hot babes love kiters. ^^^

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
13 Sep 2010 11:51PM
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waveslave, you need to find ya self a girl friend my son. Google sugardady.com, you could be a dady on there or look up RSVP, and find your self a nice young women, and i will be your best man at your wedding. Once you find your self a wife, you will have more things to do, there alot of fun, then again comen to think of it.. i need a wife my self, maybe i should google a bird And if Lotowind, sugardady and RSVP does not work, you could allways get a virtual girl friend on face book. You wont be able to take her out, but least its still a girl friend.. I use to have four girl friends on face bookI dont face book any more tho, the site got to boring for me By the way to son i have some real hot cousins and my sister is single i will give you there numbers

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
14 Sep 2010 12:17AM
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waveslave said...




Hot babes love kiters. ^^^


*facepalm* that is obviously NOT a posed shot...

..."chicks" these days are not getting any smarter, I suppose some of them might go for a kiter out of frustration, since Adam Lambert turned out to be gay....

CROWEMAN
VIC, 268 posts
14 Sep 2010 10:13AM
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flipper4444 said...

wave. I use to have four girl friends on face bookI dont face book any more tho, the site got to boring for me By the way to son i have some real hot cousins and my sister is single i will give you there numbers



Flip -whenever the day is looking dull, an insight into your world is always guaranteed to brighten it up! Cracking thread - your rehabilitation into a wise sage is almost complete.

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
14 Sep 2010 11:04AM
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I keep wondering when the moderators will lock this thread, as it's obviously just an excuse to sling insults.

Not that I mind - as long as we're winning!

[}:)]

elmo
WA, 8896 posts
14 Sep 2010 9:23AM
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Don't normally buy into these but felt I should point out a few things from close observation of the bikini clad girl, ooops I mean overall photo.

The kiter see's a girl on the beach, Goes "ooooooo I'll bust my best move that'll impress her" he pulls his best loopy-twisty-spinny-thing-boost and.......

She's not even looking at him, The camera's not ready, probably thinking "wish this teabag would get out of the way".

Here's another shot from the thread



Again, head angles wrong, hands firmly planted behind her back to save the hand start hand pumping at the kiter for disturbing her view down the beach.

So I come to two conclusions

1. The Ladies (unless they kite themselves) aren't interested in kiters.
2. The only way to make a loopy-twisty-spinny-thingy-boost look interesting is to put a nice looking lass in the shot.

but I may be wrong

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
14 Sep 2010 11:47AM
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waveslave said...







Caption: "How the hell am I supposed to go for a walk along the beach with all these dangerous @$$hole$ in the way?"

FormulaNova
WA, 15109 posts
14 Sep 2010 10:18AM
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elmo said...

Here's another shot from the thread







You realise that the kiter is trying to get the girl to move out of his shot don't you? The hand is saying get out of the way, there's a camera there.

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
14 Sep 2010 1:22PM
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Hot babies love really action and real men

Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
14 Sep 2010 4:02PM
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While you he men are out playing in the big scary waves us skinny weedy guys are on the beach slipping it to your women.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Sep 2010 5:36PM
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king of the point said...









Hot babies love really action and real men


I guess thats why there is none in the dancers forum replying to your topics.

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
14 Sep 2010 7:20PM
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kiters and windsurfers! lets all get along like one big happy family now, no more fighting, lets call a truce. We all help each other now, we all love water, we all love wind, we all love chicks, we have alot incommon now boys. Now as brothers lets all get along Next time you see a windsurfer or kiter at your beach while your rigging up go over to him and give him a FREE HUG

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Sep 2010 7:37PM
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flipper4444 said...

kiters and windsurfers! lets all get along like one big happy family now, no more fighting, lets call a truce. We all help each other now, we all love water, we all love wind, we all love chicks, we have alot incommon now boys. Now as brothers lets all get along Next time you see a windsurfer or kiter at your beach while your rigging up go over to him and give him a FREE HUG


Ha ha he he ha,,,,good idea flipper
But if some old dude in speedos trys to hug me Im ringing the cops

jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
14 Sep 2010 8:00PM
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flipper4444 said...

kiters and windsurfers! lets all get along like one big happy family now, no more fighting, lets call a truce. We all help each other now, we all love water, we all love wind, we all love chicks, we have alot incommon now boys. Now as brothers lets all get along Next time you see a windsurfer or kiter at your beach while your rigging up go over to him and give him a FREE HUG


Let's make next Saturday "International Hug-a-kiter Day"!

But if he gets a hard-on... RUN!

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
14 Sep 2010 8:32PM
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^^^^^^^

You cant blame us for getting a bit excited though,
Some of your guys man boobies are bigger than the real things
LOL

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
15 Sep 2010 1:30AM
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Lototfwind take that pic off! son! thats getting abit out of hand, come on son you will get kicked off keep the jokes clean now i will have to ring your mum up and tell her to pick you from the libary cause your acting really naughty.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Sep 2010 10:11AM
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waveslave said...




Hot babes love kiters. ^^^


looks like that guy is about to land on the beach....

windsufering
VIC, 1124 posts
15 Sep 2010 11:19AM
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flipper is your sister still single

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
15 Sep 2010 3:23PM
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Yes windsufering, my sister is still single. The only problem tho is i think she wants to learn to kite surf. So if you dont mind marrying a kiter, well you might hit it off. The only other thing is too, she wont marry a troll sorry. She likes real men and men with sun tans, as she lives in QLD. Your no way her type, you would not have a chance, sorry my friend

Mark _australia
WA, 23721 posts
15 Sep 2010 1:32PM
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flipper4444 said...

Yes windsufering, my sister is still single. The only problem tho is i think she wants to learn to kite surf. So if you dont mind marrying a kiter, well you might hit it off. The only other thing is too, she wont marry a troll sorry. She likes real men and men with sun tans, as she lives in QLD. Your no way her type, you would not have a chance, sorry my friend


So after she learns to kite, send her to WA. She can go to Corro's and bump into lots of windsurfers.......

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
15 Sep 2010 3:43PM
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I was trying to set wet willy up with my sister for a while, but i think he found a chick else where over seas. He is a very smart man

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
15 Sep 2010 7:05PM
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flipper4444 said...

Yes windsufering, my sister is still single. The only problem tho is i think she wants to learn to kite surf. So if you dont mind marrying a kiter, well you might hit it off. The only other thing is too, she wont marry a troll sorry. She likes real men and men with sun tans, as she lives in QLD. Your no way her type, you would not have a chance, sorry my friend


so what is she after flip rich dumb ugly, broke tall hansome, short fat hung like a donkey, tall geeky looking cook, or any combination of three. is she damaged haveing a pole danceing brother it couldn't have done her any favours what colour hair dont say red im after a red head mmmmmm red head

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Sep 2010 7:26PM
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red goes faster.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Sep 2010 7:44PM
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flipper4444 said...

Lototfwind take that pic off! son! thats getting abit out of hand, come on son you will get kicked off keep the jokes clean now i will have to ring your mum up and tell her to pick you from the libary cause your acting really naughty.



Why ring my mum???????
Just yell out to your dads room,,,Im sure she's there at the moment,,,,that why Im sitting outside the libary,she should have picked me up an hour ago.

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
15 Sep 2010 10:32PM
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fair anought

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
15 Sep 2010 10:42PM
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i think it's time for another photo of Uberkiter



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