NEWS FLASH
Update on new board
Hypothetically, if the new board was discovered, and nothing was said, but when you went inside there was a catalogue with a lounge suite circled, would you
a) pretend that nothing has changed
b) buy the lounge suite and then refer to a)
c) be very afraid
d) other...............
e) find some suitable sized boxes, put them in the lounge, and put the board on top of them.. thus demonstrating that new lounge suites and new boards are two entirely different things. Then refer to c)
Use a women's strategy - there was a sale on - it was 30% off and it matches my new fin - it would have cost me twice as much if I bought it next week - I'll never get it for that price again - the guy in the shop reckons is the best bargain of the year !
Old Salty said...
Hey sboardcrazy - my wife and daughter have horses, so I do not have to justify any of my windsurfing purchases, its just there is no money left to buy anything after they have finished!!
My horse is pretty cheap to maintain by horse standards .
As an artist specialising in painting portraits of Dogs , people & horses etc I know that most horsey people would love a portrait but after $100 a go for shoeing once a month , feed agistment etc etc not many end up commissioning one! Plenty of dog owners though.Dogs are a bit cheaper to keep..
" Use a women's strategy - there was a sale on - it was 30% off and it matches my new fin - it would have cost me twice as much if I bought it next week - I'll never get it for that price again - the guy in the shop reckons is the best bargain of the year !"
The only other thing I would add to russh statement is :-
Stand on the board and say - Does my bum look big on this?
Crowie,
Although close to actuality, the bottom picture is not entirely accurate....the new fin is missing so I have added it in!
Select to expand quoteWindxtasy said...
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it's a good idea though:
"Let he/she who is without large impulsive purchases cast the first stone..."
(Now who said Jehovah?)
Ahh, a fellow traveller...bet you liked Withnail and I as well. In any case, I think the following sums it up:
''Drifts not the Messiah, he's just a VERY naughty boy''
hEY Croweman and Windxtasy you forgot the accent. Those Python quotes don't work the same without the male impersonating female accent
FINAL UPDATE.
I have a wonderful new loungesuite to match my "fin"....
thanks to all for suggestions.....very much appreciated
come on guys.were all men .we don't have to hide things. we rule our homes. just come out and tell them
.sorry I have to go, my wife just told me I have to do the dishers and then the floors !!!!!!!!!!
PS hide the bank statments
