Stewie is effing spooky, like anyone who refer to themselves in the 3rd person.
Stewie's avatar reminds of the south side of a northbound dog, but maybe that's not really him. Would like to see a pic of Stewie on a board, just to check.
His shirt looks like a lawn pizza.
You asked, mate 
I like stewie cause he slips me a pickled egg for free with my fish and chips. Yum Yum
I also like Stewie cause he speaks very nicely and always has a smile.
I might pm Laurie, see if he can add another topic, such as, next to Graphs, Maps, Cameras, Buy & Sell, Photo's, Forums, Alerts, World of Stewie, Members, News, ect.
I would feel honoured, being in such a minority of ethnic windsurfers these days in Australia.
I suppose if we all pm Laurie, he would do it.
ok, new campaign. Lets all pm Laurie to add "World of Stewie" to this website. It would be a blog of what I get up to. Mostly just working in the shop and sailing when I can, but I seem to be able to bring out the happiness in most others, not everyone, but most others. lets go.
Nice one Poor Relative, very funny.
But funnily enough, it kind of looks like Aunty Maria.
nice one Relie - a pink sequined dress, that would go nicely over the wetsuit - come on winter 
Does Stewie like to dance - Hairspray style
I like Stewie because he gives great advice, like mixing in some olive oil with your Brut 33.
I also like Stewie cause I like 45 deg shoulder slants.
I like stewie cause of his enormous self -esteem and restraint.
He goes out a lot to clubs, has chicks check him out, then goes home for some doner kebab..the end.
> Stewie has a sister ????? good breeding hips...
Stewie already breeds with Stewie's sister.
I like Stewie because after 108 posts I'm still not sure if he's for real or not.
I'm for real. But I'm just a boring fish shop worker who sails every now and then. Just quiet last couple of days at work, so maybe too much time on Seabreeze. Anyway back to unloading the fish supply truck.
Stewie can you prove your credentials?
Question 1. What is in a spring roll?
Question 2. How much for a piece of battered cod, 2 dim sims and minimum chips?
Question 3. How long do you cook a potato scallop?
Question 4. What's the name of the fish delivery truck driver?
Question 5. Is tartare sauce extra?
I dont need to prove anything to any one.
But
1. We dont make spring rolls here, and I could not be bothered looking at what it says on the packet.
2. Fish $5 Flake, Dim Sims 50c each, Minimum chips $2.50.
3. Potato cakes $1.50, 4 mins in the cooker.
4. Sam
5. Tatare & Tomato Sauce 20c extra.
Thats enough of my work for now. Very boring talking about work. I like my job, just boring talking about it. Same for most people I suppose
Now I'm sure that Stewie must be a real fish and chip shop guy.
I ask for battered cod and he charges me 5 bucks for flake
