Well a few of us have been doing just that. Maybe that is why there are so many wildly varying opiniuons of you 
My list, snipped out from your post:
Grumplestilskin (poor stance in avatar, looks around the mast as if he's going into a DTL bottomturn but it is in fact flatwater AND the wrong tack)
Elmo (typical bloodnut)
Greenroom (missed him at work cos I was out sailing)
Mineral1 (I prefer vitamins)
lao shi (mmmmmm exotic. are you a shelia with ping pong balls?)
Snides (got nothin. Who is that)
25 (a/a)
bender (cool nick, famous mountainbiker from the Crusty Demons videos. Number 8 I think.)
Slowboat (wtf??? windsurfers are the fastest sailpowered vessels as usual)
Decrepit (cool boardbuilder. I need to borrow some 4mm divinycell about 300 x 500mm as mine is 700km away, can repay in a month, how about it decrep?)
Nebbian (reckoned he'd drop in on his way back from Gero but shied away from the hardcoredness that is G/H )
Hardie (faster than me but just wait man.....)
Windy Miller (his ex missus goes off, nice of him to share, she has had a whuppin' from me lately)
Leech (ate chips with him in the drizzling rain at G/H. But he wasn't up for the Bundy (tsk tsk) )
Laurie (kicked Brucie the c0ckhead off the forums so he is the coolest )
and a bunch of kiters who are very gay. Yeah.
Nice thread leech!
I only started posting on Seabreeze last year so I'm still a relative newbie, but I love how the internet caters for special interest freaks like us windies. 
In keeping with Hardies post...
Westozwind (a.k.a Gadget)
Grumps
Sandi Bottom
Mintox GT
whippingboy (a.k.a. Sir Les)
Graceman
(all of the above are my crew from the GPS Team Challenge...go the Wozzies )
Hardie (Go the MM 
)
Decrepit (Hope I'm still firing at his age )
Elmo (sort of...we haven't been formally introduced)
25
Big Gazza
Mineral
Windy Miller (scoped his Stoney before buying my own and shared an epic Abrolhos adventure)
Kiter Dan
King of the Point (another Abrolhos tripper 
)
Mark Australia (spoken to him anyway...got dibs on his trailer canopy )
Silvec01 (The Chad...always up for a drag at Melville )
Not bad for 9 months of aimless web surfing.
All top crew...gotta love the net for the power to unite like-minded souls.
Thanks to Seabreeze most days I rock up for a sesh I meet some crew I know...great to share the stoke .
virtual reality is great. if you want to have some real fun just tell people that you are someone else.
in the past at the beach i've been,
nebbian
vando
notwal
junior freestyle
evlpanda
greenleader
haircut
chairman
and so on.
so next time someone at the beach asks you who you are on seabreeze, just tell them someone elses user name then do something really stupid and embarassment.
I've met a few of yew,
BUT
I slept with Elmo 
and I am definately a Brazilian person myself.
All I remember is earplugs and hair 
The wozzie crew is special (good quality beer) and all the Melville Beech girls
Oh yeh and because I am old I keep forgetting everyone's names anyway 
Russh (top bloke)
Dzub (seems nice)
Jim Bob (great leathers)
Slackest (great brain)(very funny)
SA Speed boys (all top blokes)
Bubs (young one - really infectious enthusiasm)
Grand Fromage (doesn't really look like that I don't think)
Arlo (top bloke)
Divaldo (makes me feel safe)
Who I've met- and little known facts about them...
Hardie - elbows bend the wrong way
Grumplestilskin - World record holding ice skater
Elmo - makes a lovely fondue chinoise
Greenroom - lager lout
Moi - cycles everywhere on a miniature clown bike
Mickey - suspected al quaeda operative
Nat - suspected wife
Nebbian - looks to the right when he's thinking about sausages..
Binny - Known as 'La Chat Noir' until 1972
All the rest of the Diva's - Shaolin nuns
Rooster - Banned from Irish dancing troupe for steroid abuse
Westozwind - Able to leap tall bilbys in one mighty bound
Mintox GT - Once made Margret Thatcher weep with his rendition of "Danny Boy'
whippingboy - Laid on a tin of spam for 17 hours for charity
Graceman - Can't walk sideways
Bluejuice - AKA Arthur Nugent author of '101 Metric Threads'
People who i haven't met yet or didn't realise I had met...
Decrepit
Poor rellie
Mark Australia
Many others...
It's Mr to you funnyman .
I slept with Elmo 
some of you guys/gals, could/should be proffesional comedy writers. Imagine a sitcom /soapy about a group of windsurfers and their "quirks" and unusual outlook on life. They could have run ins with their rivals the "kiters". The crazy excuses they would come up with to escape whatever they were doing when the wind begins to blow. Hell this thing writes itself. episode one , a young QLD windsurfer travels to WA seeking the Freemante doctor to help with his "wind problem" ....AND THEN ????????
proberly know lots of youse,,,,but not via seabreeze nic,,,,,,
ohhh,,,,the only one i know is 'king of the point' ( he gona be wonderin who i am now,,,hehe)
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Perhaps the theme song could go something like this:
firiebob
capt.gumby
bogey
telecom greg
greenleader
junior freestyle
leech
windy
filthy
greenroom
mark_aus
njpornstar
ajwindsurfing
whyner
donk
windwarrior
herblyn
curly
jamesfnq
nebbs
slowboat
aus1111
stribo
cjw i think
dan.berry
luke.johnson
olib
and friends
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