Nebian has moved and is now riding Ezzy (soooo WA - next he'll be Serverne and SSD)
Racism & kiteism is so last week.
All people should be pre-judged based on the equipment they sail...
Tushingham = You exclusively sail Scarborough shorebreak and/or have just moved out from the UK.
SSD / Delta = You support the local guy but on holiday you travel north or south respectively
North = You wear socks and sandels or have been influenced by someone wearing socks and sandels (guilty)
Pryde = You work in Oil & Gas
HotSails = You've met Jordo
Simmer = You read international reviews and go out of your way to import what you want.
3 Sails and 3 different brands = Your a tight arse who seaks out bargains (guilty)
Hybrid = You were born on Sydney's North Shore and you'll happily die there.
Starboard Acid = You visit Lancelin 3 years agos, loved the fashionable red and still wear leather puma sneakers.
Guilty as charged m'lud... Almost bought a SSD too...
umm pryde = no 1, all the rest follow. (used them since 1980) i still like all the other brands for their input or copying.
quatro = haiku cannery best place to see the worlds shapers in action upcountry from hookipa, it's da hub!
Pryde= your a victom to fasion, and like the attention the pretty colours get you and just like to look like a pro.
Quatro= You know how to sail and demand good boards.
Sailworks= You want gear thats bombproof and works, but don't care about the latest fasion.
Gaastra= dunno haven't seen a new one on the water for 10 years..
JP= if JP rips on them so will i, but usually don't.
Starboard= you live in W.A or only sail on the flat stuff.
Bombora = Because you purchased it new in the 1980's and your waiting for Tri fins to come back in fashion
Pryde = cool dude.
Gaastra = cool, a bit underground.
Ezzy = Little bit different kind of people.
Hotsails = cool, a bit old school kind of person.
North = cool, clever people.
KA = unhappy, not very nice, always angry, unkind to Stewie.
If you are sailing with anything other than Severne sails, you're not a real Aussie..! 
Pryde - You like safe choices, have more money than sense (and you always wear Levi jeans and Reebok sneakers and Crocodlie shirts?)
Ezzy - Too cool for school, and you acknowledge that you sail hard and wipe out a lot
Hot Sails - You're radical yet oldschool at heart, and wish to God you lived on Maui
Starboard - Ditto for Pryde; afraid to try something different
JP - either you are a good wavesailor or you wanna be one (nothing wrong with that!)
Maui Sails - You just like anything with the word "Maui" in it
Sailworks - Looks are everything to you. Performance? What's that?
Old, old, old boards, usually bought for less than $100 - you are just like me
3 Sails and 3 different brands = you break a lot of sh1t and don't want to pay the prices that the stores ask so you source the cheapest of the brands you like
I sail Ezzy now, don't sail hard and wipe out or live in WA, though maybe I am a little bit different.
I have been on KA but I am not unhappy or angry (although maybe I would be if I still sailed them)
I have also been NP, I try to be %100 Aussie but I have never sailed Severne, I didn't think any sails were made here.
Sails anything you can get your hands on to stay in the waves . Not concerned with brand names or fashion. All gear is expendible = Soul sailer
Oh except for J.P. and N.P. Wouldn't be seen dead on that stuff
JP and NP.
You are a gear whore
Edit: Also wouldnt buy JP/NP (Unless it was ridiculously cheap and second hand)
how come ezzy had got this hardcore image 
is it because nebs is riding for them now,,,,,,
ring ring...ring ring.....ring ring
Mrs Miller "Windy.....David Ezzy is on the phone for you."
Windy groans "not again!! tell him ive taken up kiting"
SSD / Delta = You support the local guy but on holiday you travel north or south respectively
ploize exploine
2 pryde, 2 north, 1 naish. I get gas, I wear sandels and socks(not at the same time), whats the Naish trait ?????? floral board shorts ??????
Maui Sails: Time to go back to the grand master designer.... Sick of using imitations....
Did you see even KP bought a Maui sails Boom.........
In my quiver....
Kinetic, SSD, Severne & KA.
Never really thought about it, but I guess that means I support the Oz product. OK most of it is made O/S, but the design and R&D comes from Oz.
And generally speaking it's good value for money.
Mineral, I'm fairly tall and tend to rig all my sails at the of top the boom cut-out. Hadn't particulary noticed if the Severne sails I have rig differently.
I did read in another thread a post by Ben Severne saying that the trend was for longer harness lines and hence he was designing sails with higher cut-outs. What year are yours?
