you west australian guys should really start brushing your teeth, then you won't be subjected to the massive upheaval of exposing your naked face to a shocked east coast audience like old beardy here! 
no shaving hairy bottoms for hemorrhoids please.
Lock up your daughters!!
Should put the new Decrepit up as Seabreeze poster boy of the month
Decrep, Sonia Kruger is mighty pissed she wasn't able to use you for her show 'How to look 10 years younger in 10 days". She reckons the team that had you would have knocked 20 years off going by the before and afters
I thought I would supprise my wife and shave off my beard after seeing how younger decrepit looks.
When she arrived home she took me in the bedroom and said " quick, before my husband gets home "
