Hey pal, U TURN! Listen to me I said U TURN. If you are not going to listen to me I will just go by myself
Annie's prototype hat mounted weirdo detecter went off everywhere she went in Melbourne.
Wadd a ya laughin at, of course they're tight. Beer in one hand, groceries in the other, its the only way to scratch the goolies.
hurry up and take the picture shazza.
you know this will be a reely funny one what with the lamp post
looking like it comes out of my head and all.
Wet Willy's cousin, Wombat Willy was feeling a little uneasy - normal he wore it to the right but today it had a mind all of it's own.
I saw the photo and added that caption- then I saw Richiefish. Sorry for the double up.
hmmm... Need to pee. Just as well I'm wearing my boa constrictors or I could be in trouble.
Ya know what?
I measured my "package" exactly and now I find I got it wrong by a fair bit.
It doesnt balance out with my sisters jeans!!!!!!
Australia, You've Got Talent - Rejects
Taking to the street, the show rejected the girl on the left for her talentless effort of impersonating the Eiffel Tower, and the bloke on the right just "made a right dick of himself", but was rejected on the grounds for going to the left.
Wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles.............damn, I only remembered one out of four.
Bruce the bag man never recovered from the atomic wedgies he regularly got at school.
Why's everyone looking at me, I know the sandals were a bad choice, but hey they're colour matched.
See this spot on my right cheek.... yep just there, well stay tuned because thats where you'll see it in the next episode.
Ingrid thought she was clever, seeing the alien to her left ..... but she totally missed the flying saucer in the trees behind her
hello, its aleshia summers reporting from western australia for today tonite.
and it seems the number of deviants, homos, pedophiles and sexual criminals is only on the increase!
god i love these assignments.
mmmmmmmm hey !
