mum to little girl on ground - "you can just stand here & watch a few more minutes...It's not everyday you get to see a truck fall off a bridge!"
*** He's OK now, but soon he'll go into shock and start seeing Kiteboards and polka-dot pants...
Another victim of the Flying Pidgeon gps with Engrish dubbed over Chinese instructions.
"Prease to turn reft now"
I'm sorry sir. You'll have to move that vehicle. That is strictly a NO PARKING zone. Okayeeeeeeeee?
Now sir, if we get you out of there then I want you to promise that you will stop taking those estrogen tablets. They are seriously affecting your driving.
( is that one a bit too subtle for most people )
[flame suit ON]
[Flak jacket ON]
[Shields UP]
[Dilithium crystals fully charged]
[}:)]
[prepare for incoming]
Is this the way to San Jose ?
No sir, you have turned right about a thousand miles too soon.
Hey it looks like America. In that case it would be;
"It wasn't my fault! The side rails should be much higher."
If it was Australia, it would be;
"Bugga! Spilt ma drink. Chuckas a tinny would ya love?"
"Now remember to keep your seat belt nice and tight. This is our first day at car bungee jumping and we might not have the bungee cable exactly right."
"Oh that'll buff up no problem. We can laff about it now."
(quote Trains Planes and Automobiles. Classic John Candy)
"Excuse me sir. Would you mind slipping it into neutral for a second. We seem to be having trouble pulling you back up."
