Select to expand quoteSailhack said..
I just googled 'fleshlight' to find out wtf you're talking about...you guys need help!
Now I have to clear my google search history so my wife doesn't confront me with this.
I had a very nice lady who works as a cleaner on an isolated mine camp site bring one of these to me as one of the young FIFO blokes had left it in his donga. She wanted to know who she should either give or send it to, and what was it? The site training manager, who I shared an office with, just about burst a gut trying not to laugh as I explained what it was,and that she should just bin it. Her only reaction was, "Men"! The TM was in fits for about 5 minutes...
The TV remote is not at my side, so I am faced with the task of finding it, or heavens forbid, changing the channel MANUALLY.
Select to expand quoteStubbies said...Sailhack said..
I just googled 'fleshlight' to find out wtf you're talking about...you guys need help!
Now I have to clear my google search history so my wife doesn't confront me with this.
I had a very nice lady who works as a cleaner on an isolated mine camp site bring one of these to me as one of the young FIFO blokes had left it in his donga. She wanted to know who she should either give or send it to, and what was it? The site training manager, who I shared an office with, just about burst a gut trying not to laugh as I explained what it was,and that she should just bin it. Her only reaction was, "Men"! The TM was in fits for about 5 minutes...
Gotta love how you do a search on this. Go to google and type "flesh" and get 100million hits, type "fleshl" and google shuts down.
Select to expand quotelongwinded said..Stubbies said...Sailhack said..
I just googled 'fleshlight' to find out wtf you're talking about...you guys need help!
Now I have to clear my google search history so my wife doesn't confront me with this.
I had a very nice lady who works as a cleaner on an isolated mine camp site bring one of these to me as one of the young FIFO blokes had left it in his donga. She wanted to know who she should either give or send it to, and what was it? The site training manager, who I shared an office with, just about burst a gut trying not to laugh as I explained what it was,and that she should just bin it. Her only reaction was, "Men"! The TM was in fits for about 5 minutes...
Gotta love how you do a search on this. Go to google and type "flesh" and get 100million hits, type "fleshl" and google shuts down.
you could try bing. it wont find anything
I am not allowed to listen to my MP3 player on the helo when commuting to work because some alarmist twat thinks it will interfere with the sat nav and avionics/electronics and we will crash and burn. Seriously, if an MP3 player is going to phuck with the avionics then the designers and engineers are not trying hard enough and are lazy.
Therefore, due to alarmist twat and lazy engineers, I have to listen to the phucked music that they play over the headphones.......and it is phucked. Makes me a grumpy **** for the first week out of 4.
My employer also now insists on receipts for claiming expenses. WTF? What is this world coming to......life is becoming hard and overly complicated.
My car radio only allows you to load MP3's via USB and the bluetooth only works for calls so I had to buy an extra plugin in to connect directly to my iPhone so I don't have to keep synching the music on manually. Seriously, Bluetooth has been around for how long and they didn't think to allow music playing over Bluetooth but they did think of using it for the phone?
If that's not bad enough, I get home and my lazy ass wife forgot to fill the water filter jug so I had to drink tap water or wait for new water to filter through the jug.
Select to expand quoteStubbies said...Sailhack said..
I just googled 'fleshlight' to find out wtf you're talking about...you guys need help!
Now I have to clear my google search history so my wife doesn't confront me with this.
I had a very nice lady who works as a cleaner on an isolated mine camp site bring one of these to me as one of the young FIFO blokes had left it in his donga. She wanted to know who she should either give or send it to, and what was it? The site training manager, who I shared an office with, just about burst a gut trying not to laugh as I explained what it was,and that she should just bin it. Her only reaction was, "Men"! The TM was in fits for about 5 minutes...
just as well he never left his donga in it...
Having a hard time picking my next bottle of red wine in plaza nueva granada.
Spain
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I went for a ride around the river this morning, and my mates beat me to the red light. But their carbon fibre & aluminium frames would not activate the in-road sensor to change the lights. They had to wait there for 30 seconds while I caught up & activated the sensor with my old steel Moser frame.
my ipad is a bit too large to hold while sitting on the lounge but my iphone is too small to read comfortably.
ive used my daily vote limit on seabreeze and I really agree with this guys post..
Select to expand quotepweedas said..
well stop watching gay porn then.
Should of seen that one cuming.
