How about
I am not a criminal.
Or
I only use them for spin
If people want to smoke let them... Lots of other people do stupid stuff everyday.
I say let the companies brand the crap out of them - who cares.
Banning smoking in pubs, clubs, resturant, and all public areas (parks, beaches, ect) would go alot further, if Canada Ireland and a host of others can do it so can Aus.
Oooh
"Smoking costs the taxpayer sh!tloads, as does voluntary obesity and drinking to excess but we only ban / lobby against one of them"![]()
Lovely quote from QI last night.
A girl on the panel said she'd only do advertising if it was for cigarettes.
"It's bloody fantastic, and it might not give you cancer!"
Yes Mark ,
Mcdonfatbums should not be in plain brown paper , bright white packet with a big fat clown on the package would be more suitable .
Or VB in stead of a amber bottle , maybe a skin colored container with blood stains splattered would be more suitable .
My words would be...
Suicide pack - slow but sure.
Smokers invariably didn't get breast fed and as a consequence are orally fixated
How about..."Suck it & see"
Slightly off topic, there's an opportunity there for investors to jump on the bandwagon of 'packaging' - ie; trendy boxes/covers for the ciggy packets (like your iphone covers & the like). Sadly enough, it will possibly make smoking 'appear' to be trendy again with the kids!![]()
Very dumb decision - gov't! Should've stuck with improving awareness & advertising!
Go 4 broke - ways to change the packaging..![]()
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1) Force(!!!) packets to have one of those voice chips U can get in B'day cards - - Open the packet and "3 months closer to death - yeeha"![]()
2) Have a tough case - single cig' dispensed every time opened - have a (3) 2 digit code to unlock the case which randomly changes each time[}:)]
3)...
I reckon the money spent chasing faster drop off in new smokers would be better spent paying for graphic anti-smoking advertising bill boards in cheap holiday venues in our region. Dooh - tax free cig's in transit - If U allowed people to bring in 10 cartons it would be cheaper going on holiday 2 Indo' 2 buy your smokes!!
People R 2 creative to be stopped by the packaging - it is easy to re-package.
This point of control with the tbacii companies will likely be lost.
Since I was a kid the most obvious and to my mind the best visual loss of profile has been - banned advertising - no magazines - no venues etc etc, and the more recent approach removing their visibility from the lolli-shop shelf area in every shop / newsagent (very effective) - everywhere I go I would not be aware of cigarettes and their branding nor of the different brands sold - a really major change.
Time to move on go for a fat tax. Who wants to be in allied health without bloody good lifting aids - stuff getting compo' - much sooner be able to exercise / get on with a normal life.
Cheers
AP
Smoke:
You will stink
Your money will go up in smoke
Your kids will do likewise
You will feel like crap.
You will get all sorts of health problems
You are dumb
Some more....
It's legal, so **** off...
Only till 4.19pm
Can I judge you on your habits
Who the **** are you anyway?
Smoking does not define me as a human or member of society.
Bite my crank.... ( from revenge of the nerds![]()
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Hey, at least it's not crack.
You look like you've had worse things in your mouth
^^^Kiterboy - that's what I was trying to say (but in many less words
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In actual fact, I can see that smoking will be even more popular as the teens buy them & pop the ciggy boxes into their own personalised cases (that match their iphones).
I wonder how long it will take the ciggy companies to find that loophole & give away a 'free-gift' (trendy cover) with every bulk purchase?![]()