^^^^
Yep, testing peoples ability to follow a simple task of answer the previous question and pose another comparisson.
Sorry mate, you fail!
"Text" or "SMS"?
Quad
Bored in a well paying job - or - challenged/satisfied in a lesser paying job (> $20k diff) 
Bored (i'll go get wet on daze off or use my sickies wisely & often)
Spray the Cockroach OR smack it a bewdy with a Pop-Gun
No contest - Drummo!!!
Mouse/Rat Trap OR Mean arsed yellow-eyed hombre Tomcat that hasn't been fed for a week
ACL. You can still have sex and It's a better conversation starter in a pub. (Yells over music) "Did you say syphillis? Yeah I've got that. Oh sorry, citrus? Yeah I'll get you one"
Missing your front teeth or missing both ears?
You're 21 hours and 47 minutes too late on that one. But, to be.
Pretty face fugly body or fugly face hot body?
Pretty Face Fugly body!
You can always hide the fugly body with a hessian sack. Or is it the other way around?
