If your normally loose T-shirt feels a little tight around the collar, there's a good chance its on backwards
Feel free to add your own......
If you are a football coach and you are told "You have the full support of the board" you will get sacked very soon.
Huge multi-national that buys out the "family" company you work for will promise a lot of things including job security etc but WILL screw you over eventually.[}:)]
But I got out
Don't buy property in a suburb with "East' in it's name - unless buying in East Melbourne.
"There will be no carbon tax by the government I lead"
means there will be a carbon tax by the government I lead.
"Will you respect me in the morning?"
Reply: "Why,I don't respect you now"
Honestly is not the best policy.
Whats the point in speeding? I'm going to catch you at the next set of lights anyway.
"What we do for ourselves, dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Albert Pine
"A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the car I drove. But the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child"
Wouldn't the world be a wonderful place if we all lived by those two....
Worrying about the past will only waste the time we have in the future
or as someone much smarter than me said "there's no point crying over spilt milk"
In your life you must have balance.8 hours sleep 8 hours work and 8 hours play.Much easier said than done.
"**** happens.. you can either rub it all over yourself,
wallow in it and walk around with it all over you or
walk the **** away and leave it there."
When you're an overweight/unattractive 40yo and walking down the street all the girls are smiling at you...don't suspect it's because your mojo is working. First check your zipper, if that's not it, find a mirror - because something is definitely not right!
