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Life lessons

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Created by Subsonic > 9 months ago, 1 May 2012
Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
2 May 2012 1:14PM
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Never, ever, play 'leap frog' with a unicorn

sn
WA, 2775 posts
2 May 2012 6:42PM
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you cant put out a lit fuse

stephen

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 May 2012 9:19PM
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felixdcat said...


If you have nothing to say just shut up!




















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dinsdale
WA, 1227 posts
2 May 2012 8:16PM
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You can argue with almost anything in this world (or on SB),
but you can't argue with ignorance.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
3 May 2012 12:45PM
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You can't beat a root and you can't root a beet.

longwinded
WA, 347 posts
3 May 2012 11:42PM
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Always take a redundancy!

longwinded
WA, 347 posts
3 May 2012 11:46PM
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When the girlfriend comes home with a radical hair-do, recognise that your status of boyfriend is tenuous.

japie
NSW, 7146 posts
4 May 2012 8:08PM
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Never pass up the opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

Hamsta
505 posts
6 May 2012 10:17AM
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"There is no 'i' in team, but there is 'me'". Unknown

Hamsta
505 posts
6 May 2012 10:22AM
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Individuals who display the 'Unit' or 'Jetpilot' brand on any of their personal property are chromosome deficient and/or mildly retarded.

elmo
WA, 8896 posts
6 May 2012 11:14AM
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Cars with testicles hanging from their towbars usually have a cock in the front

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
6 May 2012 11:58PM
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If you think it is time to reef down, you should have done it a while ago.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:00AM
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If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:04AM
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When weeds and grass appear on the bows, it is time to come about.

Quoted from "The Art of Coarse Cruising".

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:11AM
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There are two kinds of people in this world.

The robbers and the robbed.

It is more fun being the former than the latter.

dinsdale
WA, 1227 posts
6 May 2012 10:30PM
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There are 10 types of people ...
... those who understand trinary
... those who confuse it with binary
... and those who don't know the difference.



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