When the girlfriend comes home with a radical hair-do, recognise that your status of boyfriend is tenuous.
Individuals who display the 'Unit' or 'Jetpilot' brand on any of their personal property are chromosome deficient and/or mildly retarded.
When weeds and grass appear on the bows, it is time to come about.
Quoted from "The Art of Coarse Cruising".
There are two kinds of people in this world.
The robbers and the robbed.
It is more fun being the former than the latter.
There are 10 types of people ...
... those who understand trinary
... those who confuse it with binary
... and those who don't know the difference.