there's nuthin worse than the phrase "there's nuthin worse than"
a customer here just avoided stepping in a puddle and said "there's nuthin worse than" water in your shoes.
I'm sure the people of Toowoomba would settle for a little water in their shoes right now.
I have visions of repressed starving diseased sudanese refugees ducking for cover from rebel fire while collecting water from a poisoned muddy well, all having a laugh at Aussies saying... "we might die here, but it could be worse...... we could have fresh water in our shoes HA HA HA AHHH HA HA"
There's nothing worse than clubbies who loose it when we park in their so called spot
There's also nothing worse than clubbies shaking tins at the lights. A few years ago when I was looking for an outboard motor for a Zodiac, a boat yard in Ozy park said "we'll be getting some new unused ones from the surf club. I asked why are they were getting rid of new ones and he said" If they don't spend all there budget they won't receive the same next year". 
What a waste of tax payers money.
People who speak with
large
pauses
between
words.
And spineless prime ministers who do nothing about the Japanese killing whales.
When you are having a conversation with someone who finishes your sentences for you......you know the ones.... and sometimes they finish the sentence with some sh1t that doesn't even make sense........dont finish my fkn sentences please[}:)]
There was this guy who sat at the desk opposite mine at work. He was quite large, but not massively obese. He would shake his leg up and down, all day. Our office is a demountable donga sort of thing. His desk was in the centre of the span between the supports. The whole building would vibrate as his leg shaking matched the resonant frequency of the building. My computer monitors would shake back and forth. Cracks have opened up in the floor. It drove me insane.
Fatty Shaker left some time ago and we got a new bloke. I told him how Fatty Shaker used to shake his leg. Turns out the new guy does it too...
I hate people who don't shake their leg when they're sitting down. How can they be so still?? It's like sitting next to a carcass! 
Going into the bakery for a well earned meat pie and choccie milk, paying way too much and then they charge you 25 cent for sauce.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Media reporters who don’t know the difference between a skid steer loader, an excavator, a front-end loader or a tractor, and term every earthmoving machine as either a "Bobcat" (a brand name) or a "Bulldozer" (the blade attached to a track type tractor). Koshi ch7, is the bloody worlds best goose at this.
people who insist on signing their posts
when People who use the word 'of' instead of 'have'
when people who spell the word 'ridiculous' ; 'rediculous' , so much of that in the last 12 months its ridiculous
Ignorami
Church of AGW
Cyclists
I love dogs. I hate dog owners.
Pick up your dog's sh.it. Take it home. Wrap it properly and put it in your own bin.
Keep you dog on a leash unless in a leash free area. Your dog does need exercise and entertainment. Don't be a lazy sh.it. Take it to a leash free area and give it the care and attention it deserves.
You do not have your dog under voice control. You just think you do. You're deluded.
Your dogs does bark all day when you are not there. You are a cruel and callous bastard with no feelings for your dog or your neighbours. The poor animal is bored sh.itless and your neighbours are plotting your murder.
If you really loved dogs you would not own a dog unless you were prepared to give it the care and time it deserves.
Paying huge vet bills doesn't count. That's just a self-guilt trip to fool yourself that you are a loving dog owner. What it really takes is time and effort.
anyone who starts a new thread here that's just a link to youtube.
No other comments, no relevance.
It's weak.
Skid marks in the toilet.
Worse still...
Cleaning said skid marks and then getting poo on the toilet brush that won't come off!
the old saying (you miss it the wind was better earlier)..........they go home (thank god ) and you sail with it cross offshore till dark with a couple of your mates with it glassy smooth and firing 
You are making them nervous.. nutbag
Aaarrgghhh! Please let an astoroid take the stoopid cow out in blazing glory!!
