Vasectomies should be avoided at all costs. No matter how much you hate frangers, the inconvenience pales into significance when compared to the pain of having needles, scalpels and other metal objects being randomly jabbed into your scrotum. On the plus side I now have 2 very large, black testicles!
There is nothing better than having 2 avocado's swinging around for a couple of days. It will get better with time, and it's well worth it.
Maybe head down to the beach for some tea bagging to help the swelling go down.
haaahaaaa....... i got done a couple of years ago under full lala land general. no swelling, very little pain and back to work (plumber) in 3 days. gotta get it done by a specialist mate. no dramas.
I got both of my dogs done two weeks ago. Actually I got the wife to take them. I did'nt want to be associated with it!!
All the whimpering under the couch , their inability to walk and "what have you done to me?" looks as they struggeled to pee are not encouraging me to upscale the operation to myself.
Besides, I cant fit under the couch.
) by Saturday night, back at work Monday morning. Expect the family jewels to be black & swollen for a little while though 
Hope its not too bad, thinking of having it done my self next year. Already have 2 kids and not really wanting anymore. A mate of mine had it done a year ago and advises me all is ok not to much pain or trauma!!!
This sounds not so flash but "Dr Snip" is the only way to go if your having it done, Painless stitchless and back to work the same day, oh and you get a stubbie cooler. Great convo starter at BBQ's, all the chicks want to know what its about. Just google it.
Neighbours wife loves it now I'm done
Went to book in today, the earliest i could get in was march 2012.
My wife wants to do it herself, as i cut the umbilical cord to our last child. She thinks that is fair. I think she is nuts 
KR
Keep thee ice on them, in the bruises wont happen, so i have been told by my mates
Use it as an excuse to drink yourself numb.
In my case it was the only time i could without being nagged, until I divorced
Had it done years ago (+16) after my second
Did it under general
Minor discomfort for the first 3-4 days then all good
Clearing the tubes for the next month was fun till the boss told me to do the rest myself.
Dropping the 2 specimens in the check you are firing blanks was bit embarrassing as they know you've just rubbed it out your self.
Worst discomfort was coming out from the Gen with the migraine from hell (a truly evil bastard) and having the nurses come in to check on me every 15mins when I'm curled up in a ball of misery under the blanket.
Rumpy pumpy is all for fun now mind you, it's hard to be taken seriously the way I do it anyway
mind you, it's hard to be taken seriously the way I do it anyway
mind you, it's hard to be taken seriously the way I do it anyway
Just on a side note . If you are going to get it done take a car don't ride your pushy
Got home from having mine done , woke up feeling something oozing down my leg , got up and theirs blood everywhere.Had to go down to after hours with my wife,s pad on my balls , explain to the young attractive student doc whats up , very embarrasing.
Had it done years ago. I was self employed in them days so back to work the next day. You walk like a cowboy for a couple of days but no effects after that.
Other than that, worst bit is what elmo said - handing in the specimen jars. 
