the only reason for the bruised goolies that i can think of is that the surgeon whacked them around to teach you a lesson[}:)]
I can recall the nurse getting a mirror out for me when I saked why it all felt soooo heavy.
there was just so much stainless steel hanging out. I couldnt stop laughing when i saw it all . the doc had to stop till i did
I had no pain whatsoever but my nuts did go purpleish/black. The missus took some photos. One was of me bending over waving from between my legs. Emailed em to me mates.
I was in so little pain I started doing stuff round the house and felt some internal pulling so then took it easy.
Dropping off the load for testing was dodgy as it's in the clear specimin jar and the stupid receptionist takes it off you in front of a waiting room full of people. I was spewin to because I thought I would get a room with porn, but noo I had to do it in the office toilet like I always do and then drive there.
All good now after several years but I occasionally get some nut pain - short stabbing and also aches especially when it's release time. Not sure if I like that part.
Sex on tap, at least for several months. No excuses.
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Is it really that bad? Damn I was considering doing it soon...
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I have some advise: Had it done and yes it does cause some discomfort.....but
two and a half years later had it reversed,and that does take a lot of consideration.
Then number three son came along,which we have never regretted
Oh I'm pretty sure my having kids time has come to an end. My wife is due with our third daughter in February. I can't afford any more school fees - at close to $25k each for high school, it's going to cost me $75k a year just in school fees!
Had mine done under general anaesthetic in 1989. The only bother was the stiches irritating my leg until about five days later when I jumped off a six foot wall onto a concrete path. My feet hit the concrete a split second before my ackers hit the end of their tether.
Felt like I had been kicked in the crotch by a mule!
How's this my bro in law went to get his done at the local clinic and even after two locals they couldn't numb his nuts. Doc reckons he has never seen anything like it. He has to go in and have a general now.
Also you guys whinging about having to pull off into a jar. My wife and I had trouble conceiving so specialist sent us off for tests. Had my nuts gelled up and xrayed and then had to provide swimmer samples what it felt like every week. Then went through IVF only to do it all again. Tip: The Brissie wankatorium was heaps better than the Sydney one. Hot mags plus a stoinking DVD.
My eyes tear'd up from laughter at these stories...
After we'd decided 2 kids was enough my dear wife was good enough to have her 'tubes' clamped - simple key-hole op, x-ray proof and no black nuts!! 
Thanks for sharing fellas, I enjoyed the laugh! Merry Xmas.
My wife went to the GP on a saturday and asked for a referral to the specialist to have it done, my Dr whos Chinese BTW said no problems send him up here after 2 and I will do them in the rooms, needless to say I didnt go up that day.
It was 10 yrs ago, havent been to that Dr since, way to scary 
! question..... When the conduit has been cut or blocked or wathever they do to it.... what happpens to the little swimmers????? they can't escape anymore! It will be very over populated down there after a short while!
they die and get re-absorbed back into...well...you know where
OMG...I can't believe this thread is still going!!!
Seriously though, I applaud all of you guys brave enough to go and have the cut and endure a little discomfort.
Merry Christmas Lads
DONT DO IT!
you never ever know where life takes you....Ive had to do the whole reversal thing..and its not always a success, especially if its quite some time later...
OR
If you do, make a SPERMCICLE! or two....just in case,
Just dont mix them up with the home made vanilla yoghurt icy poles in the freezer!
