The "Thats as Handy as......." Topic

See how far we can go with this topic.
Just add one (1) (thats no more than one, per post, per member)

Thats as, or its as Handy as..... item. Keep it clean and the funnier the better

Like: "Thats as Handy as a wooden leg in a bush fire"

as handy as being handed the breakfast menu before your midnight hanging

as handy as a chocolate teapot

boardshorts over a wet suit....

he is as handy as two men short

handy as tits on a bull....spewin bout using my 1 post on that one, but thats all i got

as handy as tits on a bull

bugger, that's my favourite saying, i really should learn to read.

ok,,,,

as handy as a blind man in a strip club

As handy as a rubber shovel.

handy as a chocolate kettle

Handy as a wrought iron hang glider

as handy as a sieve on a leaky boat.

As handy as a G-rated porn flick!