Mark you numb skull
You burnt Gestie for repeating a 'handy as' and then you did it yourself hahaha
A handy as peddles on a wheel chair
Here's one for Mineral ...
Thats as handy as getting all new sails, then breaking your ankle and ruling yourself out for a season
PS: hope recover etc. goes well Minno
^ yeah but no-one got the original joke.
he is handy as meaning he has to use his hands because he can't see.
but now i've had to explain it it is just dumb.
Loved that line in "dodgeball"
That's about as useless as a cock flavoured lolly-pop.
It used to be singlets untill "chesty bond" went OS..... BUT now all you can seem to buy is cheap $2 asian made T shirts selling for a Xmas special of $39.95 or 2 for $25 !!!!! WOW ( I hate shopping centres at Xmas time) 
just about as handy as a straight Lawyer.....
As handy as a corrugated iron......
As handy as a Honest Politician.....
As handy as a Hot Babe.....
As handy as a blowout in a sand shoe....
As handy as a bible in Baghdad.......
as handy as a fanny full of cold water ?
as handy as a foot ?
as handy as a bicycle is to a fish ?
as handy as a square wheeled bicycle
apparently they wont roll away when you let them go
