This is not a pointless thread, I'm curious to find out what small things people do that really annoy you.
A few things that is beginning to drive me nuts.
chain letters... HEY! If you send the link to this site to 20 people within the next day, not only will you be happy for the rest of your life, you will have sex twice a day for the next month, and we will send you a check for $250 dollars in the mail. If you do not send this link to 20 people within the next day, however, your family dog will be abducted and beaten, you will break your knee falling down steps, and the stench of skunk roadkill will follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life. NEWSFLASH: none of that sh!t will ever happen, so stop sending us those stupid forwards/chain letters.
or
Idiots with a car full of people in front of you, doing 20 kph under the speed limit and the driver is pointing to various landmarks and sh!t on the side of the road, seriously they can't drive and should be looking ahead and have both hands on the wheel and try atleast doing the speed limit for a change.
Some others...
Youtube threads.
Mosquitos.
No phone credit left.
Flat battery.
Humidity.
Nothing on television.
Traffic jams.
Fat people.
Religion, and in particular, Christianity.
Firewalls.
Cops.
pharmacists making me wait when all the have to do is select the box and affix a sticker with my name on it with exactly the same directions that are on the pack. They should just have a template of stickers made up and then print your name on it and then give it to you straight away. There is no need to wait you fkn wnkers. Pharmacists nowadays are nothing more than storemen with special label affixing skills.
also surfingboyo and smelly skater! (same dudes)
I like the line your taking Mark ,,
without cops this place would be overun with drunken d,,khds, hoons strange nasties of the night ,druggies, and all the other zoobs of which there are too many to name....
ohhhhh.... things that drive me nuts; people with small brains,people with no brains , people who have brains ,but dont use them,people who try to sound like they have a brain ,,,
and of course jet skis!!
thieves
violence
dockers supporters
cats out at night
running out of weetbix in the morning
people who eat the last of something then put it back in the fridge/pantry empty
people who leave the laptop with no battery
people with rats tails (not trying to be mean to anyone who has one here)
even worse then b4. people who have rats tails and die them blonde(once again not trying to be mean)
Michael Jackson (his face)
Ronald Mcdonald (Ped in a clown suit)
re runs on TV
Tax man
birds thieving marron
soft rules in the AFL(becoming a real pussy game)
over priced booze
Goths
Management
Senior Management
suck hole wannabes management
Rap music
Marilyn Manson(weirdo)
being under the thumb(sometimes)
people with gastro coming to work all over for a drink
Being in dept to banks and having to slave for corporation w_nks while hearing all about the financial crisis, terrorism, global warming, murders etc Now over to sport and weather.
people who support a footy side from the otherside of the country when they have lived locally near there local side for their whole life.
People who support another country in sport against Australia when they are australian.
People who eat with their mouth open,
people who talk with there mouth full,
people who suck chicken bones,
Really Really LOUD people,
But most of all hoons and teenagers hanging around in car parks when i'm trying to fish!!
Impatient people that want to be tboned. I swear to god the guy today didnt even look. Lucky in that crash i guess i woulda been fine and his wife woulda been people mash.
Lucky i expected it
what about people who say, SomeTHINK!!! its something you idiots,
Sorry i dont like bitching but everytime i hear some one say that i feel like giving them a smack on the nose and giving them a short informative lecture of why its something.
think about all those things in the office, school, etc that people did or do that ticked you off like,
People with bad foot odor who take thier shoes off in a small room, (had this one today!)
People who walk in a crooked line (thats me btw, one leg shorter than the other) but i still get annoid when i forget its me and think its everyone els.
oh and another one, during exams people who breath loudly through thier nose... really bad when trying to figure out the root of x.
religion.. its all total perversion and a bunch of hypocritical hocus pocus
no exceptions
People that pull me up when I'm just walking along at uni, to tell me all about religion. I don't give a sht if I broke 4 commandments today! FFS
Oh so many....
* picking a surf spot on an empty 2km stretch of beach only to have some muppet paddle out right next to you...
* boards gettings tuck in board bags after the wax melts
* nipple schaffe
* SUPs being used to ride waves (really what can you do on a SUP that you couldn't do on a 9ft'r)?
* dirty sunglasses
* smashed glass
* kuta
* smoking
* people who spit
* those stupid caps with the flat brims the kids wear sideways...gAy
* underwear hanging out the back of peoples shorts...pull your ****ing pants up!
* Regular Length jeans...I'm over having to pay extra to get jeans taken up.
* when the topic of a thread doesn't match the content...see below
* cat hair on all my black shirts and trousers
* warm iced coffee
* the new maccas iced coffee
* people who put their feet on public transport seats...would you do it at home dickheads?
* people who unbuckle their seat belt after a plane has landed before the seatbelt light goes off
* those same ****ers who get up so quickly as if they are going to be left on the plane...getting off earlier is not going to make your luggage come any quicker homos!
* how easy it is to stir up religious people, dockers and eagles supports....no wait! I enjoy that!!
* dumass councils who think putting mulch down on a beach walkway will stop erosion...meanwhile the rest of us get splinters and ****
* tap nose in the middle of a conversation
* not having zooper doopers in the freezer
Ticks tick me off. Especially when they attach themselves on the side of your willy!
- loud conversations on mobile phones on public transport
- mobile phones at lunch / dinner
- cats
- when masters mess with the recipe of the original iced coffee
- hangovers
- people who smoke on the beach and use the sand as an ashtray / rubbish bin
- people who don't give up or offer their chair on public transport to someone who might need it
NO WIND!!!!
Zeitgeist w@nkers who are sooo impressed with their shiny new iPhone/lappy/substitute for personality.
I really could not give a flying fek how cool you think all the useless functions (none of which were needed prior to spending the value of a new kite on a iPhone) are!?
BTW I LOVE my old grey screen Nokia - is has outlasted 3 other shiny bells n whistles phone/camera/organisers.
Less is more.. every time. 
- people who smoke on the beach and use the sand as an ashtray / rubbish bin
Ooohh yeah!! They will walk over hot coals to get to a shop and buy a pack but will not walk a metre to dispose of properly. Also the numbnuts that figure they don't want to stink out their car (after smoking in it??) so toss the lit butt out the window!! Used to love that when following on a cycle!
