when the phone rings and you have to like run to answer it, like if your on the toilet or something. and then you just get it and its some stupid call center person.
no i dont want your crappy phone offers.
no i dont want to buy your holiday vouchers.
p1ss the hell off.
Fat people with fat attitudes.
An example - a narrow aisle in a shop where there are three normal sized people happily browsing, and able to pass each other with no problem. Then one grossly obese person decides to walk down the aisle and without saying anything DEMANDS that the normal sized people get out of the way.
Hey - it's not our fault that you have no self control, and that most definitely doesn't give you more rights than the rest of us.
P.S. if you're grossly obese and pissed off right now, be angry at yourself not me. I didn't eat all that food for you..
Smokers who stand just outside the door and smoke. Not only does that crap blow in the door, but everyone who enters or leaves the building gets contaminated with the smell.
If I stood at the door and sprayed a small amount of diluted dog crap on myself and everyone who walked in or out I'd be pretty unpopular, and would be moved on very quickly.
How come it's apparently okay for smokers to do much the same thing?
Pedestrians who dont move over. If 2 people are walking on a footpath and another is coming in the opposite direction I always was taught that one of the pair either moves off or walk in single file. These days its like they have divine rights, now I force the issue and dont move. So far Ive had about 6 shoulder bumps and more than one puzzled look.
Idiots who press the "walk" button or lift button non stop. Doesnt matter how many times you press it, it only registers once you peanut.
I feel much better now.[}:)]
How about the clowns who step onto an escalator and then stop walking in front of you?
Losing the use of legs - then they get fat and in your way everywhere!
How about the clowns who step off an escalator and then stop walking in front of you?
HELL, 
I must live in the perfect world I didnt know the globe had so many problemites 
Must be something like, like attracts like 
. Or is it the water 
your living inn. How come I never meet your friends in my world 
. Come to South Australia, we dont have anythink like that here 
Bvllsh!t made up emails made by brainless dopes
EG: the one that did the rounds with a pic of a guy who was savaged by a bear in his tent. Horrible injuries on his back and his head opened up like a dropped tomato. But then some d!ck decided to add another pic of a hole thru an achilles tendon. That pic was an unrelated gunshot wound to a bloke's ankle but they felt the need to add it to the bear one before forwarding it. Anyone who is familiar with gunshot wounds would immediately note the powder burns, and anyone who has seen a bear will note they do not carry oversized apple corers.
EG2: the gas explosion pics on this forum. No insult to choco as he probably got it from somebody else .... but the very first person who saw that would have known it was a ruptured pipe but they chose to email it all around saying it was caused by a tradie who didn't dial before he dug.
I've had others but can't think of them right now...
Mark_australia...... Your comments remind me a little of the Australian media "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"
For spam telephone callers i prefer to use a counter script...
egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html
not.
Fat f*cks feeling sorry for themselves....."why am i so fat...its not my fault"
Yes it is you fat **** put the burgerrrrr down
