Boardies over wettie. Why not?
When I surf no boardies. Normal.
When I wakeboard boarbies on top. Normal.
When I kiteboard with boardies over my wettie all of a sudden I'm gay.I wear boardies over my wettie for the same reason I don't prance up and down the beach in budgie smuglers. No wants my (massive) package staring them in the eye all day(no one wants to see that shat)O and to stop crushing my nuts everytime I fouck up.
sir rowdy - I was Kiting at lennox this morning - it was a bit hectic when that toranado came through- any tips for kiting in those conditions
yep, i'm confused on the ethics of boardies, ova wetties too. i thort the less skin tite clothing on blokes visible the betr, but when i rocked out with boardies ova the top my m8s were like wtf????
personally i wouldn't say it looks "gay" but why would you wear an extra layer of clothing? to cover your man buldge :P you should be proud of it so i say nay to boardies over wetty unless you have something to hide
When it's cold enough to go kiting with a wetty on there are no chicks on the beach anyway. Boardies over wetty is similar to pissing in a cubicle when there's 12 spots free at the trough.
(everyone has a dick and nuts, they're not going to look at yours, just hangapiss you spineless bastard)
if you have to wear boardies, at least make sure they look stylish...
there was a bloke on my beach (very likely a euro) wearing white boardies over a black wettie... and they were short boardies... above his knees... That just didn't look right. 
So i reckon, at least match the colour with your wettie if you have to wear them...
And try to make them at least cover your knees... 
(btw Capt loopy - i don't think boardies would make hardly any diff in big stackups...)
Why cant you wear Budgies over your wetsuit?
This year I believe the fashion from Hawaii is Stubbies over your wetsuit.
No one can see a thing whilst you're whizzing around out in the water.....
So, maybe less time strutting on the beach and more time out on the ocean?
I recon you do both and make notes on how you feel. After say 6 months please give us the results.
They deciding factor 
is....
Apparently when you do wipe out on a Big Arse Jump... It stops all the gay kiters on the beach perving on your Nuts 
in the air and during your B & D spanking [}:)]
I dont wear them but this is how I stop them from "Sneaking a Peek" on the way past 
P.s Dont be lookin at my big arse either
Ok i will amit it i do wear bordys over weties because some of us arent or should i say got stuffed up in the dna mixer to receive the huge package
and as you all would agree the only time you are wearing a wetie is cause it is cold and all men , boys , male agender know when it is cold it all goes into hiding . That is usally about the same time ya get the 2 lumps at the back of ya head from them try to get too a warmer spot . Also who wants guys looken at guys unless ya a gay thing leave the obvious too the imagination and hide it all .
We should have a national Boardies over wetties day,
be proud and celebrate our truly Australian kiting atire
ps. no cabrihnas
ah yeah - they already have a Mardi gra for that in Sydney
what closet have you been hiding in
In winter we all pack peanuts - not coconuts.. get over the embarrasment.
And stop hanging around the AFL shower Capt!
What I wanna know is where people put their car keys if they aren't in the pocket of their boardies which are over their wetties?
ERM....... how about the Key pocket in your harness, or your wetty
Ha ha - i am being a tad hypocritical here cause I wear shorts over my cycling nix when riding (der.. my bike that is).
However in defence I have only done this since walking down the steps at work, and having two female colleagues walking up the stairs, get to 'eye-to-eye' level so to speak, stop their conversation mid-sentence, go wide eyed and stare at my jewels!
Every time I bumped into one of them, she kept looking at me in a way that made me feel a tad violated after that! LOL.
In defence the cheap shizzle nix I had didn't have much padding (like they were virtually spandex pants - I could have tried out for a metal band) or leave much to the imagination! I now have better nix but wear the shorts out of habit. And wetties don't reveal as much as nix - so i am sticking to that line of thought.
Mind you my guts hide most everything these day!
BTW - key goes on a carabina hook on the non-death-leash side of my harness. Easier than in wetty or shorts.
