I reckon if you wear boardies over your wettie, you most definately identify yourself with a certain french mc donalds advertisement and you need to get yourself out of the closet...
I HAVE A DREAM!
For to long my people (boradies over wetties/From now on referee to as THE FUTURE)have been persecuted against but the time is apond us to stand up and say "We will not fade quietly in to the night we are THE FUTURE". Stand up my brothers. The few aganist the many. The strong aganist the stubin.And rid our beaches of the dreded man bolge.The night is all way darkest before the dawn' When thay write of this moment in the history books (this day of infamy).Thay will liken us to man like Jesus & Mahatma Gandhi man who stod up for what was right & just in this world.
THE FUTURE will be bright my children.
Or not.I don't realy care. Man I need some wind.
Funny me and me julie were talking about this the other day. She came up with the best reason for it. She said all guys like to play dress ups and it starts when we are kids, you always see little dudes cruising around at shops wearin super hero costumes and it just goes on when they are older. Its like how homies wear gay stuff. I thought that was awsome and she is onto somthing there! Its not for me I think its gay but if people like playin dress ups go for it!
I'm pretty sure if you're still a teenage lad then boardies/wetty is a sensible precaution. Hormonal surges can lead to an instant Woodman's Point. Especially when wearing skintight rubber. Impossible to hide with just a wetty...
I heard that Billabong is bringing out a new line:
www.hidetheunwantederectionboardshorts.com
Should just kite naked so you can give everyone a good fruit bowl... You can come kiting with me an i will show ya my fanny if ya want.
Covering your bulge is a poor exscuse for wearing boardies over your wettie ![]()
Man up and be proud of your package!!!
Its a misguided Euro fashion statement..............as already stated in colder climes it makes the wearer feel like they are kiting somewhere else thats warmer like say here in Australia................
No need for us to be victims of fashion ![]()
Boardies over wettie brings to mind sandals and thongs while wearing shorts..
Yes, Euros who don't realise how dweeby they look do it, but that's no reason to copy them.
I should note that wearing sandals and thongs to work under long pants is cool subversive behaviour.
I'm out riding, not standing around on the beach in my non-boardied wetsuit. I may spend 5 minutes max standing on the beach with my man bulge. I actually think that wearing a wetsuit debulges you somewhat and turns you into a Ken Doll. Maybe that's the REAL reason people wear boardies, because they feel insecure that they look emasculated?
Generally when I'm ripping along having a good time on the water, the last thing I'm worried about is whether my package is embarrassing anyone!
I can just see all the surfers in the line up discussing if they look better with boardies or does my ass look too big![]()
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