Caption Comp 67 "A Tale of Two Toddlers"

Some background required for the benefits of participants who didn't follow the earlier thread on the winner of CC Route 66, in which Gesty inferred that Smooch and Wet Willy are indeed the same person.

Then Gestalt said....
would that be self felatio?


then, Wet Willy said....
"Gesty, I am not Smooch! Understand?"

- Well Gesty, I can confirm that Wet Willy and Smooch are indeed 2 separate people.
Thanks to Wet Willy for sending me a couple of photo's from his family album of he and Smooch pictured together
- firstly in their innocent infancy as early beach goers.......




..... and secondly in their more formative adolecent years as, ....well,
.... as "just goers", I guess!


It's this photo (not the first) that is the picture for Caption Comp 67 "A Tale of Two Toddlers"

Now we're all up to speed, I'll repost the pic to make it simple!

is that an elmo in your pants or are you happy to see me

So does that come in adult size?

Dave was so proud of his vagina

Will it fit

Theres no way I'm touching that

Thailand ladyboy before and after - "spot the difference"

Wet Willy: I just want to make love to you, baby, right here on the beach like wild animals...you are the perfect woman and I'm the perfect man...I love you more than the air I breathe, more than the stars in the night sky...you are the sun and the moon, your eyes are like fire in my heart...our cries of passion will echo through the centuries...we will remake the universe in our own image with the power of our love...the heavens will weep with joy as our souls dance their immortal dance of ecstasy...

Smooch: You're such a sexist pig! Look at this thing in your pants! It's disgusting!

I dont think they're pimples.

What WERE you doing to get the kite lines wrapped around that!

so you're sure a skinny will last longer.

my last boyfriend had a standard diameter.

It's ok, we can get one of those carbon extenders

WOW look at that...it looks like a penis,only smaller.

Smooch;
Mines bigger than that!

That's a nasty place for a jellyfish sting.