"OK so you think your Superman but in my experience most guys have X-Ray vision and are faster than a speeding bullet!!"
"If you really were Superman you would have your budgie smugglers on the outside of your boardshorts!"
Wet Willy: "
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Smooch: " 
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Wet Willy: "You're fascinated aren't you"
Smooch: "Umm, it looked prettier when we were little. Maybe the fungii will stop growing if you dry it off once in a while"
Windsurfings #1 Under Cover Agent, Wet Willy, donned a very clever disguise to try and infiltrate the exclusive Kamp Kiter Konvention 2009
Unfortunately he was busted by the door bitch (Smoochie) for possessing 2 kilo's of saus'
"Yeah...I think the windsurfing gurus at Seabreeze are right. For your rig and board size a 3 inch fin is too small. The angle is too acute for the conditions too!"
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But there's that yummy salad dressing you like 
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We're onto page 3. Well done. However I fear the creative juices surrounding Willy and Smooch are starting to run dry.
Will call it soon.
Bondy that is why I just ignored willy and smooch and just went with plain dirty
Picture magazine headlines "siamese twins , smooch and wet willy, joined at the head ,busted for insest on a public beach"
Maybe thats why people think they maybe the same person....
Sorry for the delay.... been a busy weekend
There were many, many efforts. Some of which were funny.
Wet Willy, you came dangerously close to winning with the carbon extension comment, but you'll be glad to know you didn't win.... So you're still in the running for hosting the upcoming CC69!!!!
Special mentions to
Poor Relative for his out of left field thinking "Dave was so proud of his vagina"
Gesty for his "are you sure a skinny will last longer, my last boyfriend had a standard diameter"
The prolific Richiefish for "yeah mate, you can become a kiter"
But the chocolates are going to ........
SNIDES, for
"you gotta be kidding!!!!! the seasnake bit you there!! ...and are you sure that's the only way to remove the poison????
Take it away Sniderman
I reckon Willie has already started taking brain expanding smarty pants pills to win this next one...
(and thus adjudicate #69)....
