This one is courtesy of my 10 yr old daughter's sense of humour....
(that's the last time I let her go through the family album
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The Swan River Mob after winning the GTC for the second year running started to get complacent and let them selves go!!!!!!!!![]()
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Auditions for Channel Tens new reality TV show, "Kiter Boy Wants a Husband", were off to a flying start....
Trouble was brewing backstage at the Wiggles ill-fated 50th year anniversary performance with the sudden realization only one could be the Yellow Wiggle.
Putting years of self sourced controversy behind them, the FINA board members parade the only new swimsuits allowable for next season.
In a bold attempt to connect with the voting public, the federal opposition release their alternative emissions trading scheme through the medium of interpretive dance.
The wiggles tribute band - "The Big Red Lards"
From L to R: Keg, Durry, Antonne, Jeff (not that there's anything wrong with that) & their trustysidekick, Captain Where'sMeSword.
Yellow: "Look, my bum is at the front !"
Pink: "Oh, not at all, I am hiding it in my sock !"
Black: "Hey babe, black eyes, white tits..."
Red: "Ta daa ! I am the hairy one !"
Green: "Damn, where did it go ?"
The pie n Guinness diet suited the lads well, except Ian who discovered the hormone soaked steak had given him a vagina.
In the ballet ensemble category of So You Think You Can Dance, Bondi's Fat Bastards were well received when they chose to present Fantasia
It was at dress up day at the local chapter of NPA (Non-Planers Anonymous) when Guido peered into his leotard to discover his long lost budgie.
Probably the only instance where it's justified these kiters should wear boardshorts over their wetties.
PS - Not very pretty in pink [fat with a fat]
croatia's biggest loser season 4 was cancelled due to out of tune singing and an obsession with smelling their own farts.
Not so Mark! (but thanks for the vote of confidence)
Been some very good one's already.
........and besides it's against the rules to declare yourself the winner (unless of course you're Wet Willy
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Keep the quality coming.
Later at Snow White's Hen's night:
The inebriated Happy, Bashful, Sleazy and Doc are merrily unaware of Dopey's dismay when he discovers the after effects of snorting wheatgrass juice...
Showing a united front, the KFC Appreciation Society finally come out to quash rumors about the level of female hormone in their favorite product.
Target's spring collection:
Intimate apparel for the discerning Kitesurfer -
Every colour you can dream of...