At the risk of tarnishing my demure image...
...and the guy says to the genie, for my last wish I want my XXXX to be so long it reaches to the ground...
And *SHAZAAAM!!* It was so.
His legs were suddenly only six inches long...
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Concerned about the effect of global warming on the size of their costumes, Burt has a word with his local member.
at their 30th year high school reunion, the gymnastics team surprised and horrified everyone by turning up in their original leotards.
Aussie fans at the World Swimming Champs in Athens model the latest in Speedo technology.
The cast of Spamalot were happily rehearsing when Kev suddenly discovered he'd accidentally used "Liquid Nails" instead of his haemorrhoid cream!
minutes before going to the strip club, the boys informed mark that his last cocktail was vodka, redbull, viagra and metamucil.
When Manpower advertised for "extra large" strippers,
these guys weren't quite what they had in mind...
- Some nice Elvis work Richie. Last entries please, I will call it tomorrow night.
Some mighty fine work on the reotards in leotards,
.....and the winner is Bondaluc.......nah just kidding!!
-in 3rd place
Richie with Elmo waking up in a strange place. (but you can't expect to win just by sticking Elmo down some guys lycras.... no matter how funny it looks)
-in 2nd place
Waterloo with his topical line about the farce that has become the FINA swim suit debacle (very clever)
- but the winner
an old joke, but worked beautifully into the picture, and the guys reaction says it all.....
...and the guy says to the genie, for my last wish I want my XXXX to be so long it reaches to the ground...
And *SHAZAAAM!!* It was so.
His legs were suddenly only six inches long...
Over to you Wind-xtc
Thanks very much Bondy!
I enjoyed being creative with your picture. 
Caption Comp 94 coming up...
