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Created by wormy > 9 months ago, 11 Nov 2009
wormy
QLD, 679 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:18PM
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Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:32PM
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Tiddims loved the ol' game of cat and mouse.


Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:36PM
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BOOOOOST...

Rodriguez loved the physical training for his transition from poley to tea-bagger, it was the frontal lobotomy that he feared the most.


KA360
NSW, 803 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:05PM
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this should give that cat an uppercut he'll never forget!

busterwa
3782 posts
11 Nov 2009 1:19PM
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mogsy was just about to hit the water when he noticed a kitemare

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:32PM
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Scratchy's revenge.

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:03PM
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.

[Edit - how do you red thumb your own post - this is really crap ]

Gestalt
QLD, 14975 posts
11 Nov 2009 5:29PM
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sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.

[Edit - how do you red thumb your own post - this is really crap ]


don't worry we'll do it for you.

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Nov 2009 3:33PM
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Kitty loved physics, and decided to demonstrate levers and fulcrums with his "Ratapult" at the school science fair.

Bristol
ACT, 347 posts
11 Nov 2009 7:35PM
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sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
11 Nov 2009 8:01PM
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good one, Busterwa !!!!..a masterpiece .

windtechno
VIC, 372 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:12PM
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cute wormy. keep em comen son

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
11 Nov 2009 9:27PM
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Bristol said...

sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.


"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth was written by seabreeze forum poster, Sausage, and can be found at www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=57559#478322"

tobyhodgso
WA, 300 posts
11 Nov 2009 8:03PM
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this is SWEET, pussy!

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:37PM
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Nothing like a bit of pussy to get me up

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:39PM
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sausage said...

Bristol said...

sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.


"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth."


Oh sausage, sausage, sausage will you please go for a sail mate

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:00PM
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Kitty liked to play with his food before he ate it, but this morning the young scientist was feeling a bit devilish.
"If a rat flies that high with a spoon of this length, how long a spoon will it take to catapult this rat right over the fence into the Rottweiler's yard next door..."

Gestalt
QLD, 14975 posts
12 Nov 2009 2:21AM
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"ok, now sheet in and look back towards me!"

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:10AM
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" Hey! You're not wearing any knickers! I can see right up your,.. ummmm,... err,.. Doesn't matter"

sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
12 Nov 2009 12:38PM
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Rupert failed to make an impression in the high dangle with board twisty comp, claiming he had a 'paw' takeoff.

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:43AM
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vogon nursery rhymes entry #2
(with reference to KA 360's caption)

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse fell off the clock,
When clock struck one,
Mouse fell on the spoon
and gave kitty a nasty shock!

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:00PM
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Ratty was too stingey to buy a genuine Indo Board, and he paid the price...





sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:10PM
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Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys

Gestalt
QLD, 14975 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:18PM
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sausage said...

Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys


gold!

Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
12 Nov 2009 12:16PM
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sausage said...

Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys


Good concept, meter needs some work...

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
12 Nov 2009 2:28PM
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Little known facts in history...

Not to be outdone by his master's much publicized success, Moggy Ford rolls the first rat schnitzel off his production line.







kiwibro
WA, 175 posts
12 Nov 2009 4:46PM
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765,766,767,768...............

Tiddles always made time for a bit of exercise
before lunch.

HowlingDog
WA, 61 posts
12 Nov 2009 9:04PM
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Mousey's artistic interpretation of " Kiter hanging in the wires " was a controversial topic of conversation at the annual Ledge to Lancelin after comp party......

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Nov 2009 11:43PM
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flour, oil, deepfryer.........yesirree, battered rat comin up!










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elmo
WA, 8896 posts
12 Nov 2009 9:59PM
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My board, my board, I can't feel my board

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:12PM
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wormy said...






Driving all the way over to Sandy point to only score a couple of 30+knt sessions in 2 months started to effect Hardie, it changed him.
He became heartless and cruel and he took his frustration out on anything he could get his hands on.



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