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Caption Contest #29

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Created by Wet Willy > 9 months ago, 31 Aug 2008
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:14PM
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Ok, here's one I took myself, believe it or not.

This time let's run the comp until Friday - no more premature adjudication, or things will start to get messy...

Have fun!

MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!





decrepit
WA, 12889 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:19PM
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Free gift wrap anyone???

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:25PM
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If I had a dollar for every sail I trashed this season I could buy another one.

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:28PM
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If you had have bought Pryde sails you'd still be out sailing



elmo
WA, 8897 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:30PM
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The Asian version of "Buckets" and the victims it has claimed.



Sorry all, WA reference

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:31PM
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The challenge was given, Jump Lamp post height for $10,000
They forgot to mention the power lines

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:36PM
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You know it was a good session when...

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:39PM
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It only took one kiter to spoil everyones day

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
31 Aug 2008 9:47PM
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Once johnny tried a Tushingham Sail he was so impressed he could not bring himself to sail anything else.

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:52PM
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First came disposable contact lenses, then disposable underwear, and now this...

Mark _australia
WA, 23737 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:11PM
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..and after the 2008 PWA final, the sailors stayed in and the kit went out on the p!ss.........

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:22PM
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Bender said...

Once johnny tried a Tushingham Sail he was so impressed he could not bring himself to sail anything else.


So he took up Kiting

elmo
WA, 8897 posts
31 Aug 2008 10:26PM
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You Land board on the foot path, you're gonna get trashed

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:29AM
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The manufacturers were advertising their new sails as "Bomb-Proof", and Al-Qaida took it as a challenge

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:31AM
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the canary islands olympic windsurfing team came to realise quickly that their equipment wasn't meant for beijing.

firiebob
WA, 3183 posts
31 Aug 2008 11:21PM
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Avoid coconut trees when landsailing Willy's footpath.

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
1 Sep 2008 12:01AM
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Bloody apprentice sail maker couldnt keep his mind on the job. Kept phucking up

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 8:52AM
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FIRE SAIL

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 8:55AM
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The Vietnamese people found windsurfing too expensive until Willy explained the gear wasn't disposable.

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:01AM
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sail makers realised that instructions on how to roll up and store the sail would now have to be written in Engrish as well.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:20AM
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The body of the kite surfer was discovered under this pile of "evidence". Police consider the find as Suspicious.......

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:21AM
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Greenroom said...

Bloody apprentice sail maker couldnt keep his mind on the job. Kept phucking up




Therefore a phuck up in Phuket.

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:28AM
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When granted three magic wishes Willy asked for constant wind, perfect gybes and a coconut tree that grows sails.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:31AM
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Poor Reli's new home.

Troppo
WA, 887 posts
1 Sep 2008 7:51AM
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The only thing missing is some little asian dude saying....

"mr, mr you buy! you buy!"??

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:53AM
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The opulant westerners dispose of gear because the colour has gone out of fashion. Meanwhile in africa the kids have to make their own sails out of elephant ears and crocodile manure......

sailpilot
QLD, 788 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:05AM
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No matter how hard I scrunch, I cant get them as crinkly as bikini girl in caption 28.

sailpilot
QLD, 788 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:10AM
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The new asian rage of x-ply origami is set to keep the industry alive this winter.

sailpilot
QLD, 788 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:12AM
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sailpilot said...

The new asian rage of x-ply origami is set to keep the industry alive this winter.


Oops.....Its spring today

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Sep 2008 10:14AM
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Dragging his gear behind a bicycle tends to wear out Willy's sails quickly.

walshd
SA, 601 posts
1 Sep 2008 9:54AM
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Joe wore a helmet after putting his head through the first 10 sails. Saved him from a few concussions but the wallet still continued to get a raping



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